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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7229 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!