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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8980 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 666 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!