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  • SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

    SeetheCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 9657
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7651 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

    Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

    PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 8287
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4678 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

    Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

    But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

    BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5573
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

    Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

    Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 7440
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Star Shards Collected: 267
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2124
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3731
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4561
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Votes: 4099
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

    SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3140
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Magic Items Found: 4611

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

    Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

    But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

    Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShortsNLaughsMC

    ShortsNLaughsMC
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4558
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Potions Brewed: 62
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Falling into the Void: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

    But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

    NerdCraft: Master of Blocks
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3489
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mines Excavated: 4262
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Animals Bred: 48
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

    We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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