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CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Star Shards Collected:	198
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Animals Bred:	110

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	969

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

Anons, Epic, PIXEL, Playground, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Potions Brewed:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

Adventures, argentina, Australia, Brazil, BUILD, Canada, catfishing, colombia, CraftyCatfish, data analysis, Epic, France, FRIENDSHIPS, germany, homosexual tendencies, italy, Japan, mexico, Netherlands, Reel, russia, Singapore, spain, turkey, uk, Usa

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

Awful, blocky, Blunders, DATING, emotional fulfillment, escapism, feminine energy, hilarious, hobbies, introspection, IRL, online content, personal growth, realization, Realizations, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Streamers, virtual reality, Void, Vtubers, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	407
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

90s, Arcade, Childhood, classic, console, Crafty, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, innovation, Interactive, lol, McLaughingtons, Memories, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Retro, Shack, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual reality, well

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	1234
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

America, Attack, catastrophe, Crafty, CREW, crisis management., Daniel Hagari, Edition, emergency, emergency preparations, Finisher, heads up notices, hezbollah, Hospitals, idf, Instructions, international relations, iran, lolz, Military, one way flights, press conference, Public Safety, rumor, SCHOOLs, security measures

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2710	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

14-hour Broadcast, Balmung, Chat, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Empyreum, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, General news, In-game Events, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, Marilith, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Previous Expansion, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shirogane, Ward 11, Ward 13, Ward 16, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Falling into the Void:	0

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

Anime, Communication, culture, dialogue, English, film, Foreign, Interpretation, japanese, Language, linguistics, localization, Media, Multilingual, speak, SUBS, Subtitles, subtitling, SushiCraft, television, translation, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	320	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	282427
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!