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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Animals Bred:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1746
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Potions Brewed:	191
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Animals Bred:	138	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	136
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crops Grown:	5456
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1352
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	170425	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3630
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ores Mined:	5666
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!