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Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, BROMANCE, experiences, friendship, Fun, homies, humor, Intimacy, joking, kiss, Kissing, love, loyalty, Memories, Minecraft, peer pressure, PLATONIC, relationships, smp, social norms, taboo, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Emeralds Found:	1183
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

advice, associates degree, awful decisions, bachelors degree, capitalism, Complaints, Effort, Fix problems, fun purchases, job offer, Minecraft, minimum wage, passport, privileged, PrivilegedCraft, rent money, Server, sheltered, Support, terrible situations, Transit, university scam

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

CalorieCraft: GF Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Communication, dieting, Edition, emotional eating, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, meal planning, nutrition, portion control, relationship advice, self esteem, Support, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

Adventure, Curiosity, dream, Escapade, FANTASY, hidden, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mischief, power, prank, secret, stealth, Stealthy, Supernatural, transparency, Unseen, whatd, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	693
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Star Shards Collected:	87
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

CretanCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, CretanCraft, Crete, european union, Greek island, humanitarian crisis, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration statistics, international migration, mediterranean sea, migrant arrivals, migrant boat, migrant crisis, migrant crossings, migrants, Minecraft, North Africa, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Server, weekend

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3294
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, demolished, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, FEARS, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukrainian attack, villa, VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN, world news

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	89	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17

come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

20th Century, Aging population, Analysis, BlockyLife, demographic trends, Falling, global trends, health, Healthcare, life span., Longevity, mortality rates, public health, rapid rises, research findings, Rises, Rises in life expectancy, slowed dramatically, slowed significantly, Slowly, statistical analysis, US

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

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we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

banner, comfortable game, donation, Lazy, MAXIMUM SPEED, Minecraft, OnlyYou server, Server, strongest win, Survival, without private

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

apply, blast, changes, Community, Discord, Enival, Experience, Explore, Fun, hang out, java, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Qol, Semivanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, World Map, Youll

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

banned, blocky, content violation, image violation, Images, inappropriate content, Minecraft, Server, streaming rules, streaming violations, TOS violation, twitch, twitch bans, twitch community guidelines, Twitch consequences, Twitch enforcement, Twitch Guidelines, Twitch image policies, Twitch image rules, Twitch image violations, Twitch moderation, Twitch penalties, Twitch suspensions, Twitch terms of service, twitch tos

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!