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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7092 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.