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  • > Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

    > Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8812
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

    Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

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  • Memory Lane Minecraft Server

    Memory Lane Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 7137
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

    Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

    Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

    So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 614
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Runes Activated: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

    Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

    Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

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  • Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

    Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 5754
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

    Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

    Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

    Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2314
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 443
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4981 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

    1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

    2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

    3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

    4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

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  • Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

    Mint Phantom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 388
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Votes: 161
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

    But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

    Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

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  • Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 6073
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Enchantments Applied: 143
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

    Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

    Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

    Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

    And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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  • โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘‡MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰ /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

    โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘‡MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰ /free (DONATE) Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2836
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

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  • Roco Loco Minecraft Server

    Roco Loco Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 7536
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Farms Harvested: 157 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

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  • Based Minecraft SMP Player

    Based Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 7420
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Falling into the Void: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

    4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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