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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2437 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3485 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 768 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?