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ZoomerLife Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	473895	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	7962
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky preteens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of middle-aged gamers who are starting to turn 30 in less than 3 years! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate our way through the world of Minecraft with our failing eyesight and achy joints. Who needs youth when you have experience (and questionable decision-making skills)? So come join us on our server and let’s show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!

BabyRage Bday Bash

Accommodating, apartment party, baby-friendly, BabyRage, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, chill night, Drinking, friend drama, games, late night, letting loose, mom life, Music, mutual friends, new mom, party planning, selfish, setting boundaries, true friends, unsupportive, upset friend

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of having your Minecraft experience ruined by babies? Join our server where babies are strictly prohibited! No more crying, no more diaper changes, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Just like Emma’s friends, we understand the struggle of accommodating babies in social events. That’s why we’ve created a baby-free zone for you to enjoy your birthday party, I mean, Minecraft adventure, in peace.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into allowing babies on our server. Set your boundaries and game on without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to baby drama!

HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

accident, BIZARRE, bizarre accident, clumsy, funny, funny injury, HurtByWeirdness, injury, Minecraft, mishap, odd, odd occurrence, Pain, peculiar, peculiar injury, quirky, smp, strange, strange mishap, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual incident, weird

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	769257
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

BlockShock: Overheard in Minecraft

#revelation, Astonishing, Astounding, BlockShock, Conversation, eavesdropping, gasp-worthy, gossip, hearsay, Intriguing, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Overheard, rumor, scandal, secret, Shocking.., Startling, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are running the show? That’s right, they’ve formed their own government and are demanding all players to join their bacon-loving society. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill rulers as long as you bring them offerings of carrots and potatoes.

Oh, and did I mention that the creepers on this server have learned how to breakdance? Yeah, they’ll drop sick beats while they explode, it’s a real blast (literally)!

But the craziest part of all is the rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on this server. He’s actually a pretty cool guy once you get to know him, just don’t mention his glowing eyes or he might get a little touchy.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server for a truly unforgettable time. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

What is the IP for SMii7Yplus Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3037	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5179
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

SMii7Yplus, also known as SMii7Y, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his comedic gaming videos and collaborations with other YouTubers. He is best known for his humorous commentary and gameplay on popular games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and GTA V. With a large and dedicated following, SMii7Yplus has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

banner, blocks, cooperation, GIF, GRASS, ISLAND, Items, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, obsidian, OneBlock, Resources, Server, Skyblock, Stages, Survival, Videman

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	9233	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

I present to you the “Videman OneBlock” mode – here you have to survive high in the sky, extracting resources from one block, gradually expanding the island.

Each player starts with one block. Territories are separated, but players can unite (/ob invite) and cooperate. The game is divided into stages, each of which determines the composition of the blocks, items and mobs that appear. By breaking just one block, you progress from the initial stage with grass blocks to the stage with obsidian blocks.

PS We also have a server with “Videman The Cut” mods.

play.videmanmc.ru

Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

1.20.1, Active, building, building mods, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, free, KapiServer, LIMITED, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods, over 18, Players, pleasant, Private, responsive, RIGHTS, Small, Survival, Time spent together, villagers, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9836
Towns Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	269
Votes:	7839	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	New Chunks Explored:	523453
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Overview
We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	– You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
What does the server offer?	– A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9485	Enchantments Applied:	99
Animals Bred:	189	Magic Items Found:	2887
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Votes:	6514	Farms Harvested:	125
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!