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ZoomerLife Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky preteens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of middle-aged gamers who are starting to turn 30 in less than 3 years! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate our way through the world of Minecraft with our failing eyesight and achy joints. Who needs youth when you have experience (and questionable decision-making skills)? So come join us on our server and let’s show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!

SaintMarksCraft SMP

Alphabet City, East Village, Lower East Side, manhattan, new york city, NYC, NYC architecture, NYC attractions, NYC culture, nyc entertainment, NYC history, NYC landmarks, NYC neighborhood, NYC nightlife, NYC restaurants, NYC shopping, NYC street, Saint Marks Place, SaintMarksCraft, smp, St. Marks

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	490182	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	81
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! From Saint Marks Place is not your average server – it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where contestants have to construct a house while dodging flaming arrows shot by the moderators.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny?

So come on down to From Saint Marks Place if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

CreepyCraft SMP: How to Approach Single Ladies

advice, approach, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, Conversation, creepy, creepycraft, DATING, Empathy, genuine interest, ladies, non-verbal cues, online dating, reddit, relationships, Respect, single, single women, smp, Social Skills, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9799	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft? Are you looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with and build epic structures together? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places, whether it’s in a dark cave or on top of a towering mountain. Our community is full of single players just like you, ready to mingle and craft their way into your heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep for love on our crazy SMP server!

NoMoreHornyAnime

Anime, Audience, Author, better, Character development, creativity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Fiction, horny, Improvement, inappropriate, mature content, NoMoreHornyAnime, originality, Plot, Show, STOP, storytelling, television

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	New Chunks Explored:	418237
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of anime characters having unrealistic proportions and constantly being in compromising situations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is a safe haven from all the unnecessary fan service and questionable plot lines. Join us for a wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting hot is your lava moat. Say goodbye to awkward moments and hello to building epic structures without any distractions. Trust us, your eyes will thank you.

Crafty Creeperz Minecraft Server

Crafty, Creeperz, criminal investigation, extremism, germany, Germany attack, Ideology, international terrorism, Isis, Islamic State group, law enforcement, Minecraft, motivation, prosecutors, radical ideology, radicalization, security threat, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism motive, terrorism prevention, terrorist attack, Violent extremism

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that is LIT AF, then u gotta come to our server, cuz like, we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles u will ever see in ur life. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant chicken that could shoot lasers out of its eyes and it was like, WHOA. and then another time, we had a whole village of villagers who started a rebellion against the players and it was like, WOAH.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret underground base that is guarded by a dragon and if u can defeat it, u get a lifetime supply of diamonds. like, how insane is that?! plus, we have the most epic parties every weekend where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft characters and dance the night away.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life and make memories that will last forever, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on over and join the fun!

GazaVaxDelivery25K

coordinates, crisis management., Delivery, emergency response, FEARS, gaza, GazaVaxDelivery25K, global health, humanitarian crisis, Infectious Disease, international aid, Israel, medical supplies, MIDDLE EAST, outbreak, polio vaccine, Prevention, public health, vaccination, vaccination campaign, Vials

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dimension Hops:	6	Votes:	9505

come join our epic minecraft server where we coordinate the delivery of 25,100 polio vaccine vials to save the virtual world from a deadly outbreak! we need brave players to help distribute the vaccines and protect the pixelated citizens from this pixelated disease. join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Troublesome Trio: A Comedy of Errors on Triumvirate SMP/Factions 1.21!

bedrock, Claims, comedy, Community, Craft, crossplay, Discord, Empire, Enjoy, errors, Experience, java, Launch, Leave, Minecraft, new series, perfect, Plugins, Server, server launch, Shop, smp, SMPFactions, Tight nit, Trio, Triumvirate, troublesome

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Votes:	9304
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Overview
The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

Overview

The Triumvirate Network is a server based off of the original Triumvirate, a Factions server. We will be launching a brand new series that focuses primarily on factions. Our server is Java and Bedrock Crossplay, and runs smoothly. We have had over two years in the minecraft community to perfect our craft, and the community here is tight-knit. The server has various plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more for an enjoyable experience. We launch in about a week, so everything you are joining is fresh and brand new. Join us today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Triumvirate Network?	The Triumvirate Network is a server based on factions gameplay.
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock Crossplay.
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as factions, claims, shop, MCMMO, and more.
When is the server launching?	The server is launching in about a week.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Board, board hero, board savior, call for hero, comma separated, Hero, hero needed, hero wanted, herocraft, heroic deeds, list, long tail, Minecraft, Need, Needs, save the board, Server, tag generation, tag list, tag suggestion, tags, this board needs a hero

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Star Shards Collected:	141
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is in desperate need of a hero!

Join us and embark on epic quests to save the land from evil mobs and treacherous villains. Use your Minecraft skills to build mighty fortresses, slay dragons, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the adventure of a lifetime! This server needs a hero, and that hero could be you.

Minecraft SMP: 2 GOATS in a Block

BLOCK, Goats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to 2 GOATS, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. But instead of dying, they emerged as a fire-proof superhero with the power to shoot flaming arrows from their eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On 2 GOATS, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly. But beware, it is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s early music.

So come join us on 2 GOATS, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant chicken). See you in the game!

CancerCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Cancer, CancerCraft, Communication, Decision making, Disclosure, emotional impact, family, family dynamics, Grief, health, Honesty, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, Server, Siblings, stress, Support, surgery, survival rate, thyroid cancer, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping secrets like a pro spy! Join us for a wild ride of secrecy and surprises, just like this player who kept their cancer diagnosis under wraps from their own kids. Who needs transparency when you can have a thrilling game of hide and seek with your health information?

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good mystery and enjoy keeping their loved ones on their toes. Just like this player’s kids, who were left in the dark about their parent’s health scare until the very last minute. Who needs open communication when you can have a dramatic reveal instead?

So come join us on our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server – unless, of course, your nosy sister spills the beans!

Banhammered: No Racism Allowed

Accountability, Allowed, anger management, Banhammered, behavior modification, Communication, consequences, cultural sensitivity, discipline, Diverse Community, education, emotional regulation, family dynamics, internet safety, learning, online behavior, parenting, racism, Reflection, Therapy, video games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6570
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of dealing with kids who have anger management issues and make inappropriate jokes online? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky time where you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world without getting banned for being a total jerk.

Our server is the perfect place for kids like Carl, who need a safe space to learn and grow. We offer a wide range of age-appropriate activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs with friends. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against racism and bigotry, so you can rest assured that your child won’t be exposed to harmful behavior.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your kids explore a world of creativity and fun. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about respect and empathy along the way. And hey, if they still have anger issues, at least they can take it out on virtual creepers instead of slamming mice into desks. It’s a win-win for everyone!