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Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2194
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

MootsMinecraftSMPMod

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Votes:	7484	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Wild West of Minecraft! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as chaotic as a creeper explosion in a village. We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – we’ve had players build entire castles just to trap someone in a pit of lava!

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We’ve got a secret underground base that’s rumored to be home to the last surviving Enderman who can speak English. Legend has it that he knows the location of a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and diamonds galore. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!

InLaw-Free Zone: Parenting Edition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly guilt-tripping you for living your best life on the west coast? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

Our server offers a virtual paradise where you can hike, explore mountains, and enjoy the freedom of a pixelated world. No more passive-aggressive comments about how your life is harder than suburban living – here, the only struggle is finding diamonds!

Forget about familial responsibilities and embrace your inner “spoiled millennial” by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs weekly access to your kid when you can have unlimited access to endless fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the Midwest drama behind. Your in-laws may not understand, but we do – and we’re here to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

RevolutionaryKidz Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Digital Cameras, e-readers, electric cars, GPS, internet, life changing, Minecraft, music streaming, online shopping, renewable energy, revolutionary, RevolutionaryKidz, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, smp, social media, streaming services, Technology, video games, virtual reality, wearable technology

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Remember when getting a new pair of light-up sneakers was the highlight of your month? Well, prepare to have your mind blown because our Minecraft SMP is like those light-up sneakers on steroids!

Join us for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Yeah, you heard me right. Time travel in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most mind-blowing, revolutionary Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Light-up sneakers are so last season, it’s time to level up your gaming experience!

ConsoleCraft: The Ultimate Gaming Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Forget about video game consoles, join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate gaming experience of all time! Why waste your time on outdated consoles when you can build your own virtual world with blocks?

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even scary – he’s just a misunderstood block enthusiast.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, golden apples, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your time on boring old video game consoles when you can join our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us and let the blocky madness begin!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

so this server is like, totally wild man. like, imagine if you could spy on all the other players and be like a secret agent or something. but like, not in a creepy way, just in a fun Minecraft way.

you can be like a Chinese American dude but in Minecraft form, and you gotta spy on all the dissidents for China. it’s like a super secret mission that only the bravest and most skilled players can handle.

join this server if you wanna feel the thrill of espionage and maybe even save the day. or, you know, just have a good time playing Minecraft with a twist. either way, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

PunishCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3894	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mines Excavated:	4401	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. And get this, our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with dancing pigs! Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map that are guarded by ninja chickens. And rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a land of unlimited cake and puppies.

Oh, and did I mention that our Discord server is run by a talking parrot who only speaks in memes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DopamineCraft: Plaque Dissolver Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure alzheimers with DOPAMINE!! yea u heard that right, we got that good good dopamine flowing to reduce them brain plaques like it aint no thang. forget about boring old treatments, just hop on our server and let the dopamine work its magic. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for u. so what u waiting for? join now and let the dopamine flowww!! 🧠💥 #dopaminecuresall

JINKIES! Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crops Grown:	6179	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	911035
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

MarvelVisitsHorisHouse-MinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: after the epic finale of My Hero Academia, Marvel shows up at Horikoshi’s doorstep and begs him to draw a Spiderman manga. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? Well, that’s just a taste of the kind of wild adventures you can expect on our server. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unspoken resentment.

Are you tired of boring servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter players who refuse to take painkillers for their bruises because they interfere with their “optional” supplements. Who needs potions when you have questionable supplements, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a Comic Con adventure gone wrong. From missed author signings to heated text message battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.