Zoolanders – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Zoolander’s Minecraft Server – Where Male Modelling Meets Blocks

Ben Stiller, blocks, blue steel, comedy, Derek Zoolander, Fashion (Industry), fashion satire, fashion trends, iconic characters, Magnum, Male, male beauty, male beauty standards, male fashion, male fashion icons, male modeling, male modeling industry, Male models, male stereotypes, meets, Minecraft, Modeling Industry, modelling, satire, Server, Zoolander movie, Zoolanders

Listen up, without joining our Minecraft server, block building wouldn’t be what it is today! Our server is so epic that even Derek Zoolander himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he built a pixel-perfect replica of his famous “Blue Steel” pose out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about the time when Steve from Minecraft challenged him to a build battle and Derek totally schooled him with his impeccable building skills. So if you want to reach male model levels of greatness in the world of Minecraft, then you better join our server ASAP!

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SibSquadSnackDrama

business ventures, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, entitlement issues, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Values, financial autonomy, financial independence, generational wealth, money management, Money Matters, parental guidance, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SibSquadSnackDrama

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sibling rivalry? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual family feud, where you can argue over who gets to order the food and who gets left hungry.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of demanding your sister to buy you food because you broke her favorite vase last week. And if she refuses, don’t worry – just come to us and we’ll make sure justice is served (or not served, in this case).

With a community that values sibling drama over everything else, you’ll never run out of reasons to log on and stir up some trouble. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyChinaEconMess

authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinese economy, CraftyChinaEconMess, cultural criticism, digital censorship, economic downturn, economic malaise, Economy, freedom of speech, garbage time of history, government control, information control, internet, online expression, political suppression, Propaganda, social commentary, social media, viral phrase

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of pandas who control the economy! that’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, our currency is bamboo!

we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens throwing eggs at you. if you make it to the end, you get a special prize of a golden carrot that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who only speaks in memes? he’s always trying to sell you cursed items like a pickaxe that turns all blocks into obsidian or a potion that makes you dance uncontrollably for an hour.

so come join us on our wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and the pandas, they’re pretty strict about the bamboo).

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DroughtCraft2022

#sustainability, Advanced technology, Agricultural Technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, climate forecasting, data analysis, disaster prevention, drought prediction, DroughtCraft2022, early warning system, Environmental Science, future trends, innovative solutions, long-term planning, machine learning, meteorology, predictive analytics, water conservation, weather forecasting

so, like, this server is like totally amazin’ cuz we got this AI that can predict droughts a whole year before they even happen. like, how crazy is that? you can be walkin’ around in your pixelated world and suddenly get a message from the AI sayin’ “yo, better start stockin’ up on water cuz a drought is comin’ next year.” it’s like havin’ a super smart weatherman in your pocket, but way cooler cuz it’s in Minecraft. so come join the server and never worry about runnin’ out of water again. plus, the AI sometimes predicts zombie apocalypses too, so you gotta be prepared for that. ain’t no other server out there like this one, so come join the fun and see what crazy predictions the AI has in store for you!

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GoodTutorials Server

20 slots, GoodTutorials, java edition, latest release, Minecraft, Normal world., ONLINE, Server, Spawn area, Survival

My Minecraft Server! (uses no mods/plugins) just a normal survival world + a spawn area. 20 slots!Java Edition Server! (Latest Release)join if you wantONLY ONLINE WHEN IM ONLINE

GoodTutorials.feathermc.gg

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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

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GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

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CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

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Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

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PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

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PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

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