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Debt2Growth Minecraft Server

austerity measures, bailout, debt crisis, debt repayment, Debt2Growth, economic growth, economic turnaround, Economy, european economy, european union, eurozone, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, fiscal responsibility, greece, growth, loan repayment ahead of schedule, loans, Minecraft, Recovery, Repayment, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Holy Grails Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Greece paying off all their debts early – totally unexpected and mind-blowing! Imagine mining for diamonds and BAM, you’re debt-free like Greece, yo! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a financial miracle mixed with some crazy farm animals. So come join us and experience the unexpected awesomeness!

PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure

Adventure, Alliance, Asia-Pacific, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Kremlin, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, putin, PutinCraft, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean government, summit, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6074	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” 🤣 join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! 🤪🚀🔥 #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures

VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

Caesarean section, Complications, Covid-19 vaccination, CSections, Effectiveness, health, hypertension, immunity, maternal health, Maternity care., medical study, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, Prevention, Protection, public health, research, Risks, stress, study, vaccination, VaxxedMomsCraft, Virus

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Farms Harvested:	973
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!

GovnoCraft Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.18, donat, GovnoCraft, GRIFFER, Minecraft, Pets, Prices, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18

45.93.200.21:25587

[1.20.4 Java] Picnic SMP [Friendly Community] [LGBTQA+]

1.20.4 Java Picnic SMP Friendly Community LGBTQA+ Survival Multiplayer Community Inclusive Minecraft Plugins Vanilla User-friendly Friends Discord Safe Rules Swearing Mods Glitches Griefing, Friendly, LGBTQ, Safe, Sfw, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Ores Mined:	2944	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Farms Harvested:	150	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to Picnic!

Picnic is a Survival Multiplayer server focused on community, friendship, and fun! initially started in January 2020, we’ve had quite the rollercoaster of an experience; however, we’re back! We pride ourselves on being extremely inclusive to all players! Whether you are new to Minecraft or a veteran, we invite you to join our server and get involved with the community! We have plugins that help saturate the vanilla experience, and to make the multiplayer aspect more user-friendly so you can jump straight in with your friends!

Server Version: 1.20.1Server IP: 66.59.209.230 World Size: 40,000×40,000

Invite: https://discord.gg/FkjdTDgVqK

The server automatically restarts @ 12AM GMT+0

Community Rules

We want people to feel safe and relaxed here! So we’ve set some base rules for everyone to follow! By joining the discord or server you agree to follow the rules, if you are punished we will not accept that you didn’t read the rules as an excuse! Please make sure to check this channel regularly as rules might be updated or changed! (There will be an announcement about any rule changes as well as a grace period before they are officially set in place.)

[1.] No discriminatory language. [EG. Racism, Homophobia…][1.1] Swearing. While we don’t mind; we don’t want people to be spamming swear words or using extremely vulgar language.[2.] No clients or mods that give you an unfair advantage. [EG. Hacked Clients, X-Ray…] Any client-side stuff such as maps, compasses or anything is fine; if you’re unsure ask us![3.] No exploiting glitches or bugs, if you find a bug or a glitch please let us know as soon as possible[4.] No griefing or destroying player owned buildings or areas.[5.] Follow Discord and Mojang Term of Service

picnicnet.xyz

BigBlockz Minecraft Server

big, BigBlockz, BOM BOM BOM, IM GAWR GURA, Minecraft, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Server, TINY LUIGI, TINY LUIGI MAN, UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive Tiny Luigi Man!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underwater realm where you can swim with the legendary shark queen, Gawr Gura! BOM BOM BOM! She’ll serenade you with her beautiful voice as you explore the depths of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server

Army, based fashion., Demand, FREE PALESTINE, Gulf Arabs, Gulf nations, Heroes, insult, Madkhali, Minecraft, Muslim men, palestine, Peace, pipe dream, scream, Server, Stability, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Warzones

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7917

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Taliban – the ultimate bad boys of the Minecraft world! These guys are not your average players, they are real Muslim men who know how to run a server in a based fashion.

Join our server and witness the chaos as the Taliban raise an army to take on the biggest challenge yet – freeing Palestine in Minecraft! Forget about building houses and farming, we’re here to start a revolution and fight for what’s right in the virtual world.

So why waste your time on peaceful servers when you can join the Taliban and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever? Say goodbye to boring Gulf nations and hello to warzones and excitement on our server. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

bad review, Communication Issues, customer service, emotional toll., family death, future couple, honest mistake, lack of communication, Minecraft, online review, personal circumstances, Server, vendor professionalism, venue selection, venue tour, wedding industry, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding season, wedding vendor, wedding venue, wedding websites, WeddingVendorDisaster

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

NoFuneralNoRespawn

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, death, Difficult, emotional, Empathy, family, Friends, funerals, Grief, Guilt, Loss, mourning, NoFuneralNoRespawn, personal choice, relationships, self-care, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Emeralds Found:	7668	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?