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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9414 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8125 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
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