zonked – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RabbitMeatFeast Minecraft SMP

alternative protein source, budget meals, cheap tips, cost-effective eating, desperate people, economic meals, Financial Planning, food scarcity, Foraging, frugal living, Homesteading, living off rabbit meat, market for rabbit meat, meal planning, Minecraft, rabbit meat, RabbitMeatFeast, saving money, self-sufficiency, smp, survival food, sustainable eating, wild game

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the economy is based on rabbit meat and the currency is carrots! Don’t worry, you won’t be alone in your struggle to survive on a diet of bunnies. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of rabbit hunting and are always willing to share their tips and tricks.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground market where players trade rare items for stacks of cooked rabbit. Who knew that fluffy little creatures could hold such value in our world?

So if you’re looking for a server where the food chain is flipped upside down and where rabbit meat is more valuable than diamonds, then this is the place for you. Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with delicious (and slightly questionable) meals!

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TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Allyship, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, emotional distress, family drama, Honesty, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal values, rejection, relationships, self-advocacy, Self-expression, Server, social norms, Support, TransCraft, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your aunt’s wedding? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of gender identity. Unlike Aunt Jane and her transphobic crew, we welcome everyone with open arms (and diamond swords).

Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience, where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination. Plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and a zero-tolerance policy for haters like Joe and Luke.

So why waste time dealing with family drama when you can join our awesome Minecraft server and build your own virtual family? Aunt Jane who? It’s time to game on and leave the real-world drama behind!

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GFQuest: No “Right” Answers

answers, balancing relationships, Communication Issues, conflicting priorities, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, difficult decisions, family obligations., Family Support, financial burden, financial stress, future aspirations, GFQuest, immigrant family, life goals, Long-term goals, marriage plans, relationship challenges, relationship struggles, support system, understanding partner, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home, just like this player’s dream of buying a home with his girlfriend. Who needs real estate when you can create your own virtual paradise?

Explore our server and make new friends, because let’s face it, sometimes it’s easier to make friends with pixels than with real people. Plus, you won’t have to choose between your virtual family and your virtual girlfriend – they can all live happily ever after in your Minecraft world!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your own happily ever after, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden deep within the mines!

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PublicNSFWPranks Minecraft SMP

adult content, bold, Daring, exhibitionism, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, indecent exposure, lewd behavior, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Provocative, Public, public sex, PublicNSFWPranks, risky behavior, RISQUE, scandalous, smp, taboo, Uncensored, Wild

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take yourself too seriously! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and embrace the madness of our community.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of a bustling city square? Or maybe you dream of starting a llama racing league where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who decided to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of raw fish blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear overnight. Some say it was the work of a mischievous group of endermen, others believe it was a secret government conspiracy. The truth may never be known.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows what NSFW shenanigans you’ll get up to in public on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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T&C Nerds United

consumer rights, contracts, data collection, Data Protection, digital literacy, fine print, Information Security, informed consent, internet safety, Legal, legal rights, NERDS, online agreements, online behavior, Online Services, privacy, reading, rights and responsibilities, Terms and Conditions, United, user agreements, user experience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight! Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night at the village square.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a pack of killer bunnies that roam the land, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride, join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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NigerCraft Server: Ukraine Regrets!

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic action, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic decision, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic statement, diplomatic tensions, diplomatic ties, foreign affairs, government response, international politics, international relations, Niger, NigerCraft, political response, regrets, Regrettable, Server, Ukraine

So like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

So get this, on this server, you can ride unicorns and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Yeah, I know, it’s totally insane! And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. And get this, the key to unlocking it is by doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Putin’s Table Flip: Ukraine Edition

aggression, annexation, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Flip, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, political maneuvering, putin, Putins, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Surprise, Table, Tension, Ukraine

lol u ever wanted to see ukraine invade russia in minecraft? well now u can on our server! join us for the most epic battle of all time as ukraine surprises putin and takes over russia in the virtual world. build tanks, launch missiles, and show putin who’s boss in this crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

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AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease model, Alzheimer’s treatment, BOOSTING, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, cognition, cognitive decline, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, COMPOUND, Memory, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory restoration, neurodegenerative disease, Neurological Research, neurology, oscillations, therapeutic small molecule

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!

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GrimCraft Minecraft Server

Dead, DEPRESSING, Disappointment, Gaming, grim, GrimCraft, Halo, Halo (series), Halo community, Halo fans, halo franchise, Halo matchmaking, halo multiplayer, Halo multiplayer experience, Infinite, match, mcc, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, online gaming, redownloading, Server

Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

Anon, beloved movies, changed my life, don’t kill yourself, emotional impact, Impactful, Inspirational, life changing, LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP, love, mental health, Movie, Moving, must watch, personal growth, Powerful, Self Discovery, self improvement, Therapy, transformation, Zero day

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

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