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StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	5980
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	8429

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crops Grown:	3685
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Void Gems Collected:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2143	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2498
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	8055
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).