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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8635 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil chickens, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden romance questline where you can woo a villager with your impeccable pickaxe skills.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.