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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 861 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5677 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Mines Excavated: | 2805 | Ores Mined: | 8543 |
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!