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ShirtlessLawnMower69

athletic dad bod, attractive, backyard, Bikini, blowing off, Communication, edging, Fence, hot weather, ignoring wife, Marriage, mowing, mowing the yard, Request, Shirt, shirtless, ShirtlessLawnMower69, show stopper, tattoos, weeding, yard work

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1911
Magic Items Found:	3885	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being told what to wear while mowing your own lawn? Do you want the freedom to show off your tattoos and dad bod without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where shirtless mowing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can mow your virtual lawn in a bikini, with no one to tell you to cover up. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can express yourself however you want, whether that’s through tattoos or lack of clothing.

Join us and show off your virtual dad bod while building fences and mowing lawns to your heart’s content. Who needs a shirt when you have the freedom to be yourself in our crazy Minecraft world? Let your tattoos shine and your lawnmower roar on our server – because why conform when you can be fabulous?

BlockySurvival

BlockySurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, Finding Hope, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, overcoming struggles, reaching out, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, staying strong, suicidal thoughts, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to dig a hole and bury yourself in it? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and discover a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a roller coaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what stopped you from killing yourself (spoiler alert: it’s all the laughter and joy you’ll experience here)!

1%HomelessCraft

#1, 1HomelessCraft, class divide, disadvantaged, economic disparity, financial disparity, homeless people, homelessness, income inequality, INEQUALITY, lack of resources, living conditions, Marginalized, POVERTY, poverty line, Social Issues, social justice, societal issues, socioeconomic status, vulnerable populations, wealth gap

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3653	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon THE most lit server in the whole dang universe. This place is like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness, where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. And get this – every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the creepers bust out their sickest dance moves? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So if you wanna join the ranks of the elite 1% (the homeless people, duh), come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

WackyCraft Minecraft Server

EXCITEMENT, long tail, Minecraft, Repetition, Server, tags, WackyCraft, WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the mystical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have unlimited power and be able to build the most epic creations in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who poop out rainbow-colored wool that can be used to craft the most fabulous outfits for your character. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Unicorn Mount, which will carry you across the land in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

annual thread, Best Girls, caricature, Conversation, cultural representation, discussion, Diversity, feminism, forum, gender, Girlcraft, Girls, inclusion, Minecraft, Race, racial caricature, Server, social norms, stereotype girls, Stereotypes, stereotypes in media, Women, yearly thread

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find the most epic and stereotype girls in the gaming world! Join us for a chance to meet the most fabulous and over-the-top characters who will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

From the sassy cheerleader to the nerdy bookworm, our server is filled with all kinds of girls who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to team up with a princess who fights dragons with her tiara? Or how about a ninja who can take down creepers with just a flick of her wrist?

Join us now for a chance to interact with these larger-than-life characters and embark on crazy adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world of stereotype girls – join our Minecraft server today!

WeddingCraft Woes

bitterness, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, Family Support, funeral attendance, parental obligations, Resentment, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter’s wedding, stepfamily, Stepfather, wedding attendance, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingCraft, Widow, woes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings and family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the wedding drama and build your own virtual world! No stepdaughters or bitter exes allowed, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place for widowed dads looking for a break from family obligations. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any wedding invitations to worry about!

Don’t feel guilty for skipping out on family events, join our server and let your kids enjoy the wedding while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stepdaughters and ex-husbands when you can have unlimited virtual adventures? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

CraftyCash1000

budgeting, CraftyCash1000, economic impact, emergency fund, financial assistance, financial assistance program, financial hardship, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial relief, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial support, financial wellness, long term financial goals, MONEY, personal finance, savings, stimulus check, unexpected expenses

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!

So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyOlympicMC Server

alcohol, Beverages, branding, Company, Competition, court case, CraftyOlympicMC, Infringement, intellectual property, lawsuit, lawsuit news, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, olympics, prime drinks, Server, sports, sued, trademark case, trademark infringement, US Olympic committee

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.

ElectricCraftFun

accident, Brazil, Caution, Concert, dies, electrical hazard, ElectricCraftFun, Electrocuted, Entertainment, Fatal, Incident, live performance, Music, musician, News, Performance, Safety, Singer, Stage, Tragedy, Warning

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

lmao dis server is so lit dat u might get electrified like dat singer in Brazil 😂 join us for sum electrifying fun and crazy adventures! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide 💃🕺 u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world of blocky madness! come join da party and see if u can survive da ultimate electrifying experience! 🔥⚡️💥 #ripSinger #MinecraftMadness #ElectrifyingFun