Zojak Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Forever Incel Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Community, coping, DATING, incel, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, rejection, relationships, seeking help, self improvement, self love, self worth, smp, social anxiety, stigma, Support, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	8731	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and transform into a Minecraft chad, attracting all the pixelated babes with your epic builds and redstone skills. Say goodbye to your incel days and hello to a world where you are the ultimate Minecraft player, slaying mobs and hearts left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. Will you be brave enough to face this love-struck specter and earn its eternal gratitude (and maybe some diamonds)?

Join now and leave your incel days behind you! Who needs real-life romance when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

Hogwarts Legacy Minecraft Server

author references, bandwagon bashing, based on work, conscience, Defending, eternal btfo, Game, grow, Hogwarts, Hogwarts Legacy, Join, Legacy, mental illness, Minecraft, Need, references, Server, shitlibs, Side, tags, troons, Turf, Unnecessary, yahtzee

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	127
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Votes:	6107
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have enough drama and controversy? Well, look no further because our server is based on the works of an author that shall not be named (but you know who we’re talking about). Join us as we band together to bash this author and their creations, all while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all those who identify as attack helicopters, unicorns, or even sentient blobs of jello. We welcome all walks of life, no matter how bizarre or outlandish.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about the ethics of mining diamonds or the existential crisis of a creeper. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Fan Comic Minecraft SMP

Comic, Fan, Fan art, fan comic, fan community, fan creation, fan favorite, fan fiction, fan project, fan work, Fandom, fanmade, fanmade artwork, fanmade comic, fanmade content, fanmade creation, Favorite, favorite comic, favorite fan comic, Minecraft, smp, webcomic

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more betrayals than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, backstabbing your friends, and maybe even starting a revolution against the server owner (who may or may not be a secret dictator). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen – including your favorite fan comic coming to life!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Asian politics, CHARGE, cultural diversity, Democracy, elected, election, electoral system, global leadership, Government, international relations, Japan, leadership, Minecraft, PAJEET, Palace, PIXEL, pm, political commentary, political landscape, Political process, Politics, power dynamics, Server, world affairs

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	898	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Towns Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had a Pajeet PM elected as our leader because he was the only one who could tame the creeper infestation. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the most unexpected events unfold. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or discover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

No thanks, Minecraft SMP

above 6/10, consensual sex, DATING, empowerment, Ethics, gender dynamics, hookup culture, Minecraft, modern dating, morality, paying for sex, personal values, relationships, Self Respect, self worth, sexual boundaries, sexual consent, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, Transactional relationships, woke game

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?

So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

Amongus, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Cities, Clans, donation, easter eggs, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, gameplay, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hunger Games, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Lag-free, Magic, Mini Games, Modes, Murdermystery, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Versions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8996	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung PF, Br’aaxskin Maps, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Game, Empyreum, Events, Femra Companies, final fantasy xiv, Getter Robo, Goblin, Gridania, leviathan, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, patch notes, Resources, Server, Speed Racer Meet-up, True Detective, VGL Cytube, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	3219	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	91
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7452
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Gridania? More like BESTdania! Join us for our latest edition, Patch Notes 7.11 where we’ve added flying pigs and exploding sheep!

Looking for resources? We’ve got Femra Companies that will trade you diamonds for cookies, and Linkshells that will connect you with players who have secret treasure maps!

But that’s not all, we have epic meetups and events that will blow your mind! From Getter Robo meetups to Divegrass games, from Casual CC meetups to True Detective watch parties, we’ve got something for everyone!

And mark your calendars for our upcoming Speed Racer Meet-up on Leviathan, where we’ll race around the map in minecarts at lightning speed!

Don’t miss out on the Christmas Theme Mixer on Mateus, where we’ll be building gingerbread houses and battling snow golems!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Last time, we had a blast and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

African American, Beliefs, black Hebrew Israelites, Cadets, Community, culture, FAITH, Hebrew Israelites, Hebrews, heritage, History, Identity, Israelites, Jews, judaism, LARPers, Minecraft, Old Testament, racial identity, Religion, smp, Space, spirituality, theology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Farms Harvested:	133
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things outrageous and hilarious! Join us if you want to be called “jews” because we have a secret underground society of players who roleplay as ancient Hebrews, complete with epic battles against pharaohs and parting the Red Sea (in-game, of course).

Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures, like the time our players built a giant temple made entirely of diamond blocks or when we reenacted the story of Noah’s Ark by flooding the entire server (sorry, not sorry).

So come on in and see why being a part of this crazy community is so attractive to LARPers and gamers alike. Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft SMP!

Sleepless Nights Minecraft Server

bedtime routine, healthy sleep habits, insomnia, Minecraft, NIGHTS, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep routine, sleep schedule, sleep solutions, sleep struggles, sleep tips, Sleepless, sleepless at home, sleepless days, sleepless hours, sleepless in [location], sleepless nights, sleepless remedies

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of ruining your sleep schedule and feeling like a zombie? Join our Minecraft server and pull an all-nighter with us! Our virtual world never sleeps, so why should you? We have crazy events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and late-night build battles to keep you entertained. Plus, our community is so lively, you’ll forget you even need sleep! So ditch the bed and join us for a sleepless adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you have Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2 g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

activity tracker, Ascendancy Classes, database, Early Access FAQ, endgame content, Exile, Gameplay Trailer, general, gift 2 subs, Global 1488, Global Chat, Grinding Gear, Minecraft, mtx pets, Official Wiki, Opening Cinematic, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile 2 forum, Path of Exile 2 General, Path of Exile 2 news, PC client download, PoE, smp, TEASERS, twitch drops, WIP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join now and choose from our Ascendancy Classes in Early Access – become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

But wait, there’s more! We have Twitch drops and if you gift 2 subs, you’ll receive exclusive mtx pets that will make your friends jealous. And if that’s not enough, our standalone PC client will be available for download at 5pm on Thursday, December 5th (PST) – don’t miss out on the madness!

Experience the thrill of Path of Exile 2 Early Access with our insane gameplay trailer and opening cinematic that will blow your mind. Explore our Endgame Content that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join now and be a part of our crazy community where anything goes – just check out our global chat/global 1488, formerly known as /poeg/. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!