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SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	124	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3566	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mines Excavated:	4368	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6359
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	349644
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	185	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1113	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, communication skills, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Honesty, Minecraft, no filter, NoFilterNoFilter, overshare, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Self-expression, smp, social cues, social etiquette, social interactions, social media, social norms, Social Skills, transparency

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4354	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

NostalgicCraft

childhood adventures, childhood books, childhood dreams, childhood food, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood memories, childhood movies, childhood music, childhood places, childhood sights, childhood smells, childhood sounds, childhood TV shows, forgotten things, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old toys, past experiences

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	2550	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!