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The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8089	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9319	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	9129
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

paradox-minecraft.com:25015

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	2199	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!