New Minecraft Servers 2025

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zodiac skit Minecraft Servers

  • PutinBdayHackers

    PutinBdayHackers
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 8070
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Votes: 2340
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, these Ukrainian hackers were just chillin’ on Putin’s 72nd birthday, right? And they were like, “Yo, let’s mess with the Russian broadcasts, just for funsies.” And they did it, man! They straight up disrupted the whole thing, like a boss!

    So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 4585
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 4339
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Votes: 4669 Farms Harvested: 884
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 219 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 9249
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 1137
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Crops Grown: 8611
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8095
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 330 Towns Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7895
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1556
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Emeralds Found: 8671
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4994 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 6664
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 985
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 192 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 309
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6878
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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