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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6272 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!