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NoBreakNoCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

BankHeist Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	837626	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got massive banks dat be accused of cheatin customers billions, like wut even? come join da fun and see if u can find da hidden treasure in our virtual bank vaults. who knows, maybe u’ll strike it rich and become da richest player on da server. but watch out for da bank guards, dey be ruthless and will do anything to protect their precious loot. so come on, join us and let’s see if u got wut it takes to survive in dis crazy world of deceit and riches.

ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.

BlockDownUnder

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where aussies are immortal beings who outlive everyone else by 1000 years!!! we have kangaroos riding pigs, koalas building houses, and drop bears dropping in on unsuspecting players. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. come join the fun and see why aussies are the true rulers of minecraft! also, did we mention that our diamonds are actually vegemite flavored? yea, you heard that right. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the land down under like never before!

Minearchy: Where the Ender Dragon is just the server mascot! 1.21

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome! We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies

Join Now
Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

FAQs
Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.

Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players.

Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

Minecraft server: DragonBallCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Ball, where you can summon Shenron and pull guaranteed Super Rare cards!

But wait, there’s more! You can have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges (yes, Fridges)! Equip accessories, level up your skill tree, and unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special DLC featuring Daima (Part I and Part II) in Kakarot, and Season 6 of DB The Breakers with a lineup of epic survivors and raiders.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops! Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: KarmaCraft

Bad deeds, bad guys, comeuppance, consequences, Evil doers, getting what they deserve, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, Minecraft, nemesis, payback, punishment, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, smp, Vengeance, villainous, Villains, Wrongdoers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	7546
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take down villains who had it “cumming”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!

CraftySILNoAskMeLOL

aita, Apology, Baby name, brother, Communication, confusion, CraftySILNoAskMeLOL, DEADNAME, family dinner, family dynamics, ftm transgender, Honesty, LGBTQ, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Norah, SIL, sister-in-law, speaking up, Telling, transgender rights

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as our epic builds! Join us for a chance to witness sibling squabbles over baby names, like the infamous case of Norah the Deadname. Will Norah’s brother and SIL ever come to an agreement? Will Norah ever forgive them for considering using his old name for their child? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure hunts, where players can search for diamonds while dodging angry llamas. And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a special prize!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and become a part of our wacky community!

Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

BlockBusterFlicks

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4379	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie recommendations? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch the ultimate cinematic masterpiece unfold before your very eyes! Our server is like a never-ending movie marathon where you are the star of the show. From epic battles with creepers to dramatic rescues of lost sheep, every moment is a blockbuster hit waiting to happen. So why watch a movie when you can live one on our server? Join now for the most thrilling movie experience of your life!