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HP DrainCraft

aging, deterioration, DrainCraft, gradual decline, health, health decline, health deterioration, hp loss, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, losing hp, mental health, mortality, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical health, self-care, vitality, well-being, wellness

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u! u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we r all gradually losing hp every day! but dont worry, cuz on this server, u can regain ur hp by slaying virtual dragons and eating enchanted golden apples!

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta solve puzzles and defeat mobs to gain access, but trust me, it’s worth it!

oh and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs (just watch out for his decaying arms).

join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Poopsock

ANNOYING, autosize image, banner, bot clones, Discord, Hosting, lagging, leak coordinates, leak coords, Minecraft, Moooomoooo, no clones, no hosting, No Lag, Poopsock, preview, rules, rules of the server, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Zombie Dances:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

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‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magic Items Found:	7095
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	618	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ores Mined:	2177	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Emeralds Found:	8622	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	New Chunks Explored:	717908
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!