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HermitCraftRejects – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you a hermit in real life but a social butterfly in Minecraft? Do you prefer talking to pixels over people? Then boy, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with introverted, almost anti-social outcast fellas just like you, who thrive in the virtual world but struggle in the real one. Join us for a chance to make friends without ever having to leave your comfort zone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you tell a bad joke. So come on in and see if you can make the ghost laugh!

Skillz4Dayz – Because who wouldn’t want to wake up with mad Minecraft skills?

acceptance, achievement, Adaptability, agility Problem-solving, AMBITION, analytical skills Patience, assertive communication, authenticity Curiosity, collaboration Time management, compassion, critical thinking, determination Mindfulness, efficiency Emotional intelligence, Empathy, finding solutions Empowerment, forgiveness Humility, goal setting Motivation, gratitude Resilience, growth mindset Success, Honesty, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, leadership, mad, mindset shift, mindset transformation, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, organization, perseverance, positive mindset, positivity, problem-solving Creativity, productivity, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assurance, self-belief Decision-making, self-empowerment, self-realization Growth mindset, setting boundaries Flexibility, skill, Skills, Skillz4Dayz, teamwork, thinking outside the box Communication, tolerance, trait, Troubleshooting, understanding Confidence, versatility, wake, why Personal development, willingness to learn Assertiveness, wish, woke up, wouldnt

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Do you ever wish you could wake up with the ability to build like a Minecraft pro? Well, look no further because our server will give you the power to create epic structures with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)! Join us and become a master builder in no time.

Imagine waking up with the skill to tame creepers and ride them into battle like a fearless warrior. On our server, you can do just that! Join us and become the ultimate creeper whisperer, leading your explosive army to victory against all who dare to challenge you.

Or maybe you dream of waking up with the power to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon. Well, on our server, you can spread your wings and soar through the skies, raining down destruction on your enemies below. Join us and become the ruler of the skies, feared by all who gaze upon your mighty wings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and awaken the Minecraft master within you. Who knows, maybe tomorrow you’ll wake up with the ability to mine diamonds with just a wink of your eye!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

Australia, australian government, CAP, colleges, downundercraft, education, education system, enrollment, foreign students, higher education, immigration, international education, international students, Minecraft, overseas students, policy, regulations, restrictions, Server, student population, student visas, study abroad, universities

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Villages Defended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride in all of minecraft land, mate. we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in the trees, and even a crocodile-infested river for you to swim in.

if you join this server, you’ll get to experience the true aussie lifestyle. we’ll teach you how to speak like a true blue aussie, throw a shrimp on the barbie, and even wrestle a kangaroo (just kidding, please don’t do that).

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. build a replica of the sydney opera house or the great barrier reef, and show off your aussie pride.

so come on down under, mate, and join the most bonza minecraft server you’ll ever play on. fair dinkum, it’s gonna be a ripper time!

CraftyMissileWars

aggression, airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Crisis, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, Military, military escalation, Missiles, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world! russia and ukraine can duke it out all they want, but in our server, u can build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist!

we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even flying pigs! who needs missiles and drones when u can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? kyiv may be in turmoil, but in our server, the only thing u need to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house!

so come join us and leave the real world behind. u won’t regret it…unless u forget to build a shelter before nightfall. then u might regret it a little bit.

BrainCellBoomers

aging, aging process, Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain cells, brain health, BrainCellBoomers, cells, cellular aging, cognitive decline, discovery, findings, INDIVIDUALS, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroscience, rapid aging, research, researchers, Significant, study

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	6998
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN BRAIN CELLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

WE’VE GOT BRAIN CELLS THAT AGE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER! AND GUESS WHAT? IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN CELL KINGDOM AND RULE OVER THE ALZHEIMER’S CELLS LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BRAIN CELLS GONE WILD IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GET LIT, Y’ALL!

MomCraft Server: Year 3 – The Ultimate Momcest Adventure!

Adventure, attraction, desire, family, family relationships, forbidden love, Incest, mature women, Milf, mom, mom fantasy, Momcest, MomCraft, motherly love, naughty mom, naughty son, oedipus complex, Older Women, seduction, Server, sexual tension, taboo, taboo relationships, Ultimate, year

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	281	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	7319	Love Letters Sent:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Butt Poking Mom Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, every Tuesday is Momcest Tuesday where we share pictures and thoughts on milfs or even our own lovely moms. It’s a whole new level of family bonding, if you catch my drift.

But that’s not all, our thread topics are out of this world. How about sharing stories about your attempts to let mom know you’re attracted to her? It’s like a soap opera meets a Minecraft server, you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else.

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players blush. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for your dear old mom.

CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

awkward, Chronicles, cringe, cringe alert, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe humor, cringe overload, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy content, cringe-worthy moments, CringeCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, smp, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

HIV+Craft SMP

HIV, HIV advocacy, HIV awareness, HIV community, HIV disclosure, HIV education, HIV health, HIV medication, HIV news, HIV positive, HIV prevention, HIV research, HIV resources, HIV status, HIV stigma, HIV support, hiv testing, HIV treatment, HIV updates, HIVCraft, living with hiv, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	2059	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and even a secret underground bunker full of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

PreggoProblemsMC

10. postpartum changes, 11. marriage counseling, 12. rebuilding intimacy, 13. self-care, 14. emotional support, 15. postpartum weight loss, 16. relationship struggles, 17. rebuilding trust, 18. marriage dynamics, 19. self-confidence, 2. Relationship advice, 20. long-term relationships., 3. marriage problems, 4. body image, 5. self-esteem, 6. communication, 7. intimacy issues, 8. spousal support, 9. physical attraction, post-pregnancy, PreggoProblemsMC

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Are you feeling like a blocky mama who’s been left in the mineshaft of love? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your husband’s lack of attraction again – because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to care about your post-baby bod!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you look like a pixelated supermodel in no time. Just one sip and you’ll be turning heads faster than a speeding minecart!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your husband’s wandering eyes – because in our world, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you’ve mined!

HotBlockzMC

1999, 2023, 21, 518 people, climate change, data analysis, environmental impact, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat stroke, Heat Waves, heat-related deaths, HotBlockzMC, INCREASE, mortality, Period, Prevention, public health, risk factors, statistics, study, US

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	29046	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

yo, dis minecraft server be so lit, it’s hotter than a heat wave in the US! we got crazy builds that will make yo head spin like a tornado. join us and be part of the madness, cuz we be breaking records like the 117% increase in heat-related deaths. with at least 21,518 players dying to join our server, you know it’s gonna be fire! come on in and let’s burn down the virtual world together!