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CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8199	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1291
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	398
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Star Shards Collected:	193
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

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CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

Updated November 21, 2024

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Updated November 21, 2024

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Updated November 21, 2024

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

Updated November 21, 2024

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

Updated November 21, 2024

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

Updated November 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Items Found:	7818	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mines Excavated:	3611	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchantments Applied:	163	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8259	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	252	Zombie Dances:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20