zhangyou Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PharaohsAndAirplanes

Airlines, airspace, airspace closure, Aviation, Conflict, Diplomatic, egypt, flight routes, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, PharaohsAndAirplanes, Precaution, precautionary measure, Safety, SECURITY, Tehran, Tension, THURSDAY, Transportation, travel, travel advisory

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, you gotta join because we got this crazy cool feature where you can like, fly on magic carpets and stuff. And get this, we have an actual pyramid in the middle of the map where you can find hidden treasures and stuff. It’s like, so epic, bro.

And get this, we have this totally rad event where you can like, battle giant pharaohs and mummies for epic loot. It’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, man. You gotta join to experience the madness, dude.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret passage that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like, a total hidden gem on the server. You gotta join to uncover the mysteries, bro.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

CholesterCraft: NeuroRegen Edition

Alzheimer’s disease, CholesterCraft, cholesterol metabolism, cholesterol regulation, Edition, imbalanced cholesterol, mitigating neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative conditions, NeuroRegen, Parkinson’s Disease, potential strategies, targeting specific pathways

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like da ultimate brain boosta! We got so much epicness goin’ on dat ur brain will be doin’ backflips!

Our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, helpin’ u regulate dat cholesterol like a boss. We even got pathways and strategies dat will blow ur mind!

Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, takin’ on neurodegeneration like it’s no biggie. Trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride!

5 Nights at Steve’s Minecraft Server

backups, books, booru, Fan Creations, fan fiction, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, fnaf lore, game developers, Gamejolt, help wanted 2, horror game, indie game, Long tail tags: FNAF community, Minecraft, NIGHTS, official site, Scott Cawthon, Scott Cawthon’s work, security breach, Server, Sincerest Flattery Edition, Special Delivery, Steam, Steves, The Movie: The Game, twitter, Voice actors, Voice Archive, writing archive.

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there! Join now for a chance to battle animatronic monsters, survive jump scares, and uncover the mysteries of the infamous Five Nights at Freddy’s universe!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to explore creepy pizzerias and haunted locations, but you’ll also have the chance to team up with Scott Cawthon himself as he guides you through his twisted world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the animatronics come to life and throw epic dance parties. Can you handle the madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of FNAF like never before on this mind-bending Minecraft server!

SMPMinnesottaGriefers: Minecraft SMP – TimWalz4Somalia

America, controversy, current events, flag ceremony, governor, loyalty, Minecraft, Minnesota flag, national identity, News, patriotism, Political, political statement, protest, Replacement, smp, SMPMinnesottaGriefers, social media outrage, Somali flag, Symbolism, TIM WALZ, TimWalz4Somalia, Traitor, Video

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a player who is so notorious, he’s literally considered a traitor to America! Join us for the chance to witness epic battles, crazy betrayals, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even become friends with the infamous traitor himself! So come on, join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this SMP, anything can happen!

WeddingSnubbedCraft

colleague conflicts, communication breakdown, coworker relationships, department dynamics, exclusion, hurt feelings, interpersonal conflicts, office politics, professional relationships, social dynamics, social exclusion, team communication, team dynamics, Wedding celebration, wedding guest list, wedding invite, WeddingSnubbedCraft, work environment, work events, workplace drama, workplace etiquette

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5689	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	99	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of being left out like the last block in a game of Tetris? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited, even the chickens!

Picture this: a wedding where the bride personally tells everyone in the department they can’t come because they want to keep it small. But wait, there’s more! Turns out, they were just trying to save money and didn’t want to spend extravagantly. Meanwhile, the bride’s face changes faster than a creeper exploding when she finds out someone spilled the beans about not being invited.

But wait, there’s even more drama! A dinner celebration where you contribute to the gift, only to find out you can’t attend because of a trip overseas. And guess what? No one even considered changing the date for you. It’s like being stuck in a never-ending loop of social exclusion.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because here, everyone is welcome, even if you’re the square peg in a round hole. Build your own world where you’re the VIP, no exclusions allowed. Let’s turn those awkward office moments into epic block-building adventures!

DumbOlympicSport Minecraft SMP

Absurd, athletes, BIZARRE, Competition, controversial, DumbOlympicSport, Entertaining, funny, least popular, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Olympic sport, olympics, Ridiculous, smp, sports, strange, Stupidest, Unconventional, unpopular, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, but with a twist – we have the stupidest Olympic sports you’ve ever seen! From synchronized sheep shearing to underwater pumpkin carving, we guarantee you’ve never experienced anything like this before. Join us for a chance to prove your skills in the most ridiculous challenges and laugh your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the dumbest sport in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your dignity too)!

BlockBros: Pain to Gain!

Adversity, BlockBros, Challenges, Character development, coping mechanisms, difficult situation, emotional growth, gain, growth after hardship, growth mindset., introspection, life lessons, Men, mental toughness, Pain, perseverance, personal growth, reddit, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Zombie Dances:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, have we got the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens starts attacking you. But fear not, because on our server, chickens are actually trained ninjas sent by the evil Chicken Overlord to test your combat skills. Can you defeat them and claim their feathers as trophies?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. One minute you’re a cow, the next you’re a creeper trying to blow up your friends. It’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it’s hilarious!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling ninja chickens and the absurdity of being a cow with a pickaxe? Join us now and let the madness begin!

IranCraft Server: ThursFriAttack

Attack, expected, FRIDAY, IranCraft, Iranian, Israel, long tail, may come, Officials, Server, tags, THURSDAY, ThursFriAttack

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the impending Iranian attack on Israel! Build your fortress, gather resources, and prepare for battle in a world where anything is possible! Who needs real life drama when you can create your own chaos in the virtual world? Join now and let’s survive together!

Begum’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, appeal denied, Begums, blocky, British citizen, British citizenship, British court, British justice system, citizenship, court ruling, extremism, final decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ISIS bride, legal battle, legal case, national security, Shamima Begum, Terrorism, UK citizenship, UK court, UK LAW

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!

TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

bugs, Cancer prevention, cancer research, carcinogens, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, colorectal tumors, Damage, Dna, DNA damage, DNA sequencing, environmental factors, genetic analysis, genetic mutations, genetic risk factors, Gut, gut bacteria, Microbiome, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, public health, smoking, tobacco, TobaccoCraft, tumor development

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dimension Hops:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!