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LiechtensteinLoser Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Failure, football, Frustration, Game, Humiliation, International, KWAB, Liechtenstein, LiechtensteinLoser, match, Minecraft, opposition, Score, Server, sports, Struggle, underperformance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of failing to score against Liechtenstein in your Minecraft games? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the weakest players can dominate the field! Join us and experience the thrill of finally scoring against Liechtenstein, and who knows, you might even become their new star player! So come on, join us and show those Liechtensteiners who’s boss on the virtual soccer field!

BroBroBucks Minecraft Server

abusive spouses, BroBroBucks, Divorce, emergency expenses, emergency fund, family, family dynamics, financial help, Financial Planning, Generosity, Inheritance, Inheritance Planning, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal finances, savings, Server, sibling support, Siblings, Tough Decisions, UNFAIR, unfair treatment, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Crops Grown:	2658	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you any perks or rewards for playing? Well, look no further! Join our server where we give out savings accounts with 14k in them to all your siblings, except for that one brother who didn’t get a divorce.

Imagine the chaos and drama that ensues when your siblings find out about the secret savings accounts and start demanding their share. Will they be grateful or will they accuse you of expecting them to divorce? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the thrill of family financial turmoil in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer insane family drama, but we also have lucky casino trips and scratch offs to keep the excitement going. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the wealthiest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

NoGifts4YouJerk

affordability, celebration, champagne, Communication, compromise, dream wedding, expensive taste, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, finances, financial boundaries, hobby, luxury, Marriage, NoGifts4YouJerk, reception, relationship, special occasion, wedding gift, wedding planning, wine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Votes:	9583	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers are now stand-up comedians! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. Who wouldn’t want a rainbow fireball-shooting dragon as a companion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary $26,000 champagne bottle quest. That’s right, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the elusive champagne bottle and present it to the king of the server. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret telling bad jokes). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

ResortRuckus Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, bizarre experiences, customer interactions, customer service, employee perspectives, guest behavior, hospitality industry, hospitality work, Hotel (Industry), hotel staff, memorable moments, Minecraft, resort life, resort work, ResortRuckus, Server, Shocking incidents, staff stories, strange encounters, strange occurrences, unexpected events, unusual situations, vacation destinations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Emeralds Found:	1171	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a luxury resort for your virtual adventures!

Join us and witness the most insane and hilarious things you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From villagers throwing wild pool parties to creepers trying to learn how to salsa dance, our server is a non-stop party that you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground spa where the Ender Dragon goes to relax after a long day of terrorizing players. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most fucked-up things you’ll ever see in the world of Minecraft!

CupcakeCrafters

Community, cupcake decorations, cupcake flavors, cupcake toppings, CupcakeCrafters, cupcakes, dessert, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, internet culture, Manners, NSFW, online behavior, online discussions., reddit, sharing food, social media, social norms, virtual interactions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mines Excavated:	3120	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where we eat cupcakes like true champions! Our players have mastered the art of cupcake consumption, using only their minds and sheer willpower. Rumor has it, if you can eat a cupcake in under 10 seconds, you unlock special powers in-game. So come join us and show off your cupcake-eating skills – just don’t forget to wipe the frosting off your face before battling creepers!

Putin’s Defenseless Minecraft Server

aggression, assertive, authoritarianism, CONFIDENT, defenceless, Defenseless, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, power, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strongman, threat, Warning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CONFIDENT PUTIN as our main boss battle!! he’s out here warning europe that they’re ‘defenceless’ but don’t worry cuz we got your back with our epic pvp battles and crazy challenges!! watch out for putin’s secret weapon – a giant bear riding a tank!! only the bravest players can defeat him and claim the title of ultimate warrior!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and show putin who’s boss in this wild and wacky minecraft adventure!!

GenderBenderCraft

activism, agency.., anti-gender violence, argentina, discrimination, far right, feminism, gender equality, gender-based violence, GenderBenderCraft, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, Politics, president, protest, Shutdown, social justice, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

OMG u guys, so like, this server is so lit that even Argentina’s far-right president is like, “Nah, I can’t handle this level of awesomeness!” He’s trying to shut us down because he knows we’re too powerful with our anti-gender violence agency. But don’t worry, we’re still here kicking butt and taking names in Minecraft!

Join this server if you want to be part of a revolution against gender violence in the virtual world. We’re like the Avengers, but in block form. We fight for justice, equality, and epic loot! Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating like a creeper in a desert biome.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Let’s show that far-right president who’s boss and have a blast doing it. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but friends who fight gender violence together are even better! #BlockOutGenderViolence #MinecraftRevolution

ForgetCraft: Remember to Forget

Attention, brain health, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive processes, Focus, forget, ForgetCraft, forgetting, Memory, memory formation, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory recall, memory retention, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Psychology, recall, remember, Remembering, Reminiscing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	690	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Votes:	1791
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

join dis server and u will enter a world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. u will find diamonds in the shape of a unicorn and creepers that give hugs instead of exploding. our moderators are actually wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber.

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. if u find it, they will teach u how to speak their language and trade u emeralds for moon rocks.

the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. if u defeat him, he will give u a magic potion that turns u into a dragon for 24 hours.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

LongCovidCraft

antiviral drugs, antiviral medications, clinical trials, coronavirus symptoms, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 treatment, healthcare updates, infectious diseases, long covid, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, Nirmatrelvir-Ritonavir, pandemic recovery, Paxlovid, Postacute Sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 Infection, public health concerns, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2 variants, viral infections, viral treatments

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the paxlovid of servers, no benefit but u still wanna be there cuz it’s so lit. we got nirmatrelvir-ritonavir potions that cure ur postacute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 infection in the game. u won’t believe it but our diamond armor is made from real diamonds found in the depths of the server, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy builds, and endless laughs. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooooo!

CloudCraft SMP[Hermitcraft-ESQ][1.21][6/15/2024 reset]

{Spawn Island}, +18, 1.21, 121server, 121smp, 121vanilla, Arcade, Bloom Host, building, CloudCraft, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dragon fight event, fabric mod, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-ESQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nether Hub, Redstone, rules, server reset, smp, united states, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

ABOUT US

Welcome to CloudCraft! We are a smaller whitelisted SMP focused on a vanilla multiplayer experience, and we are looking for a few more people to join us for our 1.21 reset on Saturday, June 15th.

Our server takes some inspiration from HermitCraft and other similar SMPS. Some of our community aspects include a spawn island town (includes starter houses, town hall, shops, etc.), community farms, nether hub, arcade with games, dragon fight event, and more. See below or here for some images of our past servers. In the past our server has been annually reset for the latest update, followed by 4-6 months of regular server activity (server will stay up the rest of the year until the next reset). This upcoming reset will be the five-year anniversary of our CloudCraft server!

SERVER INFO

Server Location: United StatesVersion: Vanilla 1.21Start date: Saturday, June 15, 2023Server Host: Bloom Host 8GBDatapacks:afk display, anti enderman grief, armour statues, durability ping, more mob heads, player head drops, multiplayer sleep, silence mobs, double shulker shells, and wandering trader mini blocks.Additionally, we have phantoms disabled due to popular demand and several custom crafting recipes (mainly decorative blocks to make large scale builds easier).

We will also be using the simple voice chat fabric mod which simply adds proximity chat on the server. Any other fabric mod used is for server performance only and the experience is still a vanilla SMP.

RULES

No Unapproved Mods/Cheating (Mini Maps + Optifine/Sodium are Allowed)

PVP is allowed ONLY if the other player or players agrees to fight.

No Duping – TNT “Explosion” Duping is Allowed (e.g. tree farm, auto concrete, world eater, etc.)

Must use Discord and be 18+

Treat others with Respect

No Personal Use of Public Areas (Personal Farms Using: Spawn Chunks, End Spawn Platform, Community End Portal, etc.)

WHITELIST APPLICATION

Please copy the questions below and reply to this thread or message us directly with your application. You will be invited to the discord if accepted.

Name you want to go by:

Minecraft IGN:

Where you are from(country/timezone):

Age (18+ only):

Discord username (if not comfortable posting feel free to DM it to me if accepted) :

Tell us about yourself:

What’s your favorite thing to do on a Minecraft server/world (Ex. Building/Redstone):

Please insert screenshots of your best builds:

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