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ImaginaryCraft: Where Fantasy Becomes Reality

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of cheese! on our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity).

join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickle, team up with ur friends to defeat the evil broccoli army, and explore a world filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server u’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it! (unless u have a fear of flying pigs, then maybe u should stay away)

AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

AbortCraft, Fun, home, Hospital, Safe

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

IVF4Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	244	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer free IVF treatments for all players! That’s right, you can now create your very own Minecraft baby without any cost. Just imagine the possibilities of raising a blocky little bundle of joy in the virtual world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft baby and battle a Blocktopus? It’s pure genius, son!

SoulReaperSeductress200 Minecraft SMP

200 year old, age difference, Anime, big tits, eternal life, FANTASY, forbidden love, Hag, IMMORTALITY, long tail tags, love, Manga, manga characters, Minecraft, relationships, reproduce, romance, smp, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, SoulReaperSeductress200, supernatural beings, taboo

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the cows can fly and the creepers break out in dance parties? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate through a world where the villagers have formed a secret society and the chickens have learned how to wield swords. Can they even reproduce? Who knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversations around the campfire!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who have developed a taste for fine dining and fancy hats. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two). See you there, adventurer!

ToughLoveCraft

advice, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Europe, financial cost, friendship, INDEPENDENCE, injury, medical care, physiotherapy, problem solving, Recovery, Support, surgery, tough love, ToughLoveCraft, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	3366	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe even some drama! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of our player (22f) who refuses surgery for a ligament injury, despite the advice of doctors and friends. Will she choose physiotherapy or continue to complain about her woes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with intense debates about the value of money vs. quality of life, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Will our players find a solution to their real-life problems or will they be too busy mining for diamonds?

Join us now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown of friendship, advice-giving, and virtual block-building. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of the craziest virtual community out there!

FamGoneMinecraftSMP

bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, emotional pain, Emotional support, FamGoneMinecraftSMP, family bond, family tragedy, Grief, grief counseling, healing, life after loss, Loneliness, Loss, mental health, mourning, moving forward, support system, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crops Grown:	4244
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a new family with your fellow players! We have a thriving community of players who will become your new virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for you to loot. So come join us and start a new chapter in your Minecraft life!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Fun!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	722582	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287

Are you afraid of pixelated chickens? How about getting lost in a virtual forest? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a support group for all your weird phobias! Join us and conquer your fear of blocky spiders or square-shaped waterfalls. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of being scared of things that don’t even exist in real life. So come on, join us and let’s laugh together at our ridiculous fears while building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of the Minecraft world. Who knew facing your phobias could be so much fun?

KyivCraft Server: Strikes & Approval

Approval, Conflict, cross-border operations, deep inside, defense measures, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, political decision, russia, security concerns, Server, strikes, Tension, WARFARE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crops Grown:	1816	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	165

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta check out this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

oh, and get this, the admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds you’ll ever need.

but wait, there’s more! we have a mini-game where you have to fight off zombie llamas with nothing but a carrot. and if you win, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s get this party started!

CraftyPutin’sMongolianAdventure

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be as wild as putin defying war-crimes arrest risk with a plan to visit mongolia? well, this server is just like that! u can build ur own crazy world and not worry about getting arrested for alleged war crimes (cuz like who even does that in minecraft anyways). come join us for a wild ride and let’s see if u can be as bold as putin himself!

MAGA Civil WarCraft

America, BELIEF, Civil, civil war, Conflict, Division, extreme right-wing, extremism, INDIVIDUALS, low, MAGA, MAGA Republicans, movements, Need, polarization, political beliefs, political organizations, racist views, Support, Supporters, U.S, uncommon, violence, Warcraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Runes Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	5419
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE BELIEVE THAT THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE OUR DIFFERENCES IS THROUGH A BLOCKY CIVIL WAR! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR PIXELATED BATTLEGROUND, WHERE MAGA REPUBLICANS, RACISTS, AND EXTREME RIGHT-WINGERS FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY!

BUT DON’T WORRY, MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT STARTING A REAL-LIFE CIVIL WAR. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE WHY NOT?! 😂🔥🏰 #BLOCKYBATTLES #MINECRAFTMADNESS