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Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	4173
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1252	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, ESOTERIC, Exotic, Language, linguistic curiosity, linguistic oddity, linguistics, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar word, quirky, rare, smp, STRANGEST, strangest word, uncommon, unfamiliar, Unique, UNUSUAL, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2656	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	New Chunks Explored:	197225
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Towns Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Farms Harvested:	995
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2435
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Towns Built:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	81	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4396
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Enchantments Applied:	105

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Farms Harvested:	356
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!