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SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

RussianBeautiesMC: Where Beauty Never Fades! Minecraft Server

ageless, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, charming, classic beauty, Elegant, Enchanting, eternal beauty, FADES, feminine, graceful, Irresistible, Long hair, Minecraft, radiant, russian culture, russian women, RussianBeautiesMC, Server, Slavic beauty, Stunning, timeless beauty

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Emeralds Found:	627
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with the beauty of Russian women who will never fade (literally, they’re immortal). Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a supermodel, battle creepers with a Russian spy, and build the most fabulous castles with a team of Russian fashion designers. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden vodka stash, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of Minecraft and Russian glamour! Da, da, da!

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, coping with self harm, healing from self harm, mental health awareness, mental health journey, overcoming self harm, self harm recovery, self harm recovery community, self harm recovery inspiration, self harm recovery journey, self harm recovery journey reflection, self harm recovery journey update, self harm recovery motivation, self harm recovery process, self harm recovery progress, self harm recovery resources, self harm recovery stories, self harm recovery success, self harm recovery tips, self harm survivors, self-harm support

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	439603	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	3385
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got a community of players who used to self-harm but have now found solace in building virtual worlds together. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few creeper explosions (both in-game and IRL)! So come on, join us and let’s turn those scars into building blocks of friendship!

UkrainianCraft: No Russian Absorption

Absorption, Bardella, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Europe, extremism, far right, foreign policy, French, geopolitical tensions, international relations, leader, nationalism, Politics, right wing, Russian, Russian imperialism, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, world news

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against russian imperialism like french far-right leader bardella!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and protect ukraine at all costs!!! join us in this epic battle for freedom and democracy in the virtual world of minecraft!!! we have crazy events like russian invasion roleplay and ukraine liberation quests!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a hero in the fight against tyranny!!!

Cow2BurgerCraft

#sustainability, agriculture, animal, Beef, beef burger, beef industry, burger, Cheese, CHEESEBURGER, cow, Cow2BurgerCraft, dairy, environmental impact, ethical sourcing, Farm, fast food, Food, food production, local farming, meat, same cow

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

yo, u ever thought about how the beef and the cheese on a burger could have come from the same cow? mind blown, right? well, if u wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got cows that produce beef and cheese at the same time, it’s like a double whammy of deliciousness! and that’s not all, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true! so come on down and join us for some wacky and wild adventures in the land of the beef-cheese cows and diamond-dropping pigs!

Minecord

Create, Cross-Play, Discord, free server, high quality servers, KitPvP, Minecord, Minecraft, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, SERVER HOST, service, Support, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	92	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

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minecord.net

Vintage Minecraft: Where ancient players duke it out with grief protection. 1.20+ fun awaits!

ADMIN, Ancient, Awaits, Builder, Community Focused, Duke, Essentials, Fun, Golden Shovel, Grief, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, Minecraft, minecraft server, Moderator, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, Players, Protection, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Trial-moderator, Vanilla, vintage

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Items Found:	8439	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

OldSchool MC Server Overview

IP Address	172.96.164.101:25583
Land Claiming	Players can claim land using a golden shovel
Claim Limits	Players start with 2000 claim blocks and earn more for every hour played
Player Heads	50% chance of receiving player heads
Plugins	Essentials, Grief prevention, etc
Staff Hiring	1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator, 1 Builder – /warp apply for more details

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	Use a golden shovel received in /kit starter to mark the perimeter of the land you want to claim
Can I earn more claim blocks?	Yes, earn more claim blocks for every hour played on the server
What are the chances of getting player heads?	There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads
What staff positions are available for hiring?	Currently hiring for 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator, and 1 Builder – apply at /warp apply

CraftyChatter Minecraft Server

Address, Communication, Conversation, CraftyChatter, dialogue, Etiquette, Expression, formal, gender, gender equality, Gender Identity, informal, Language, Manners, Minecraft, politeness, Pronouns, Respect, Server, social norms, speaking, Title, VERBAL

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mr. Madam! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing wild parties in the virtual world. You never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next!

2. Want to ride a giant flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have all sorts of wacky mounts for you to choose from, including unicorns, dragons, and even a giant rubber ducky.

3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer dance moves!

4. Ever wanted to play Minecraft in space? Well, on Mr. Madam, we have a special space-themed world where you can build your very own intergalactic empire. Just be careful of the alien creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join Mr. Madam today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

NijiCraft: Ultimate Fan Protection Minecraft Server

anime expo, Armed, AX booth, black knights, community management, convention security, COSPLAY, event safety, Fan, fan culture, fan protection, fan safety, internet safety, Japanese content creators, Minecraft, NijiCraft, Nijifags, Nijisanji, online harassment, Protection, roving bands, security measures, Server, threat prevention, Ultimate, virtual youtubers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of being attacked by armed black knights while trying to enjoy your favorite virtual idols at conventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from those pesky nijifags shooters. With our advanced security system, you can rest assured that your virtual idols will be safe from harm. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers that allow you to summon giant nijisanji mascots to fight off any attackers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate protector of nijisanji fans everywhere!

BabyBlockInn

Assistance, baby, BabyBlockInn, bathe, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, decision, family, gender, Help, in-laws, Interest, Kids, MIL, newborn, parenting, refusing, relationships, Support, Visit

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4655
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Crops Grown:	9965
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mother-in-law suddenly wanting to help with baby number 4 after ignoring the first 3? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and unexpected twists just like this one.

Our server is like that distant MIL who suddenly wants to be a part of your life – full of surprises and questionable motives. But hey, at least she’s offering to help now, right?

Come join us and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like wondering if your MIL will actually follow through on her promise to help bathe and change the new baby. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe she’ll even start calling you for once!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that keeps you on your toes and leaves you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a surprise visit from your long-lost MIL in-game.

Oligarch-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic impact, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, OligarchFree, oligarchy, Politics, russia, Russian oligarchs, sanctions, sanctions policy, sanctions relief, Server, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, world news, zelenskyy, Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Votes:	725
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got russian oligarchs runnin’ wild in da game, causin’ chaos and makin’ it rain diamonds everywhere. u gotta help zelenskyy stop ’em by joinin’ our server and showin’ ’em who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a dragon named vladimir. so come on and join the fun, help save the minecraft world from those pesky oligarchs!