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ShogunSquad Minecraft Server: Where Samurai Meets Creeper!

5 stars, accurate portrayal, Beautiful, chuds, cinema quality, creeper, historical drama, Japan, Japanese reviews, Mariko, meets, Minecraft, praising, random shit, reading, Samurai, Seething, Server, Shogun, ShogunSquad, Western movie, zero stars

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	2180	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old historical dramas? Want to experience Japan like never before? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate the epic battles and stunning landscapes of feudal Japan!

We’ve got players praising us for our attention to detail, saying our server is better than any Japanese historical drama out there. And don’t even get us started on the chuds who can’t handle that Mariko isn’t their idea of beautiful – they’re giving us zero stars! But hey, we’re not here to please everyone, just those who want to have a hilarious time exploring a wacky version of Japan in Minecraft. Join us now and prepare for some epic battles and crazy adventures!

MineCrafty Magic Server

controlling emotions, discipline, emotional intelligence, emotional trading, fear of missing out, financial decision-making, Financial Planning, Greed, investment strategy, Long-term goals, Magic, market trends, market volatility, minecrafty, moonshot mentality, profit, risk management, self-control, SELLING, Server, strategic selling, trading psychology, wealth management

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7324	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being a responsible trader and actually taking profits when you’re in the green? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you greedy cunts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!

MomCraft: No Support Edition

career, Childhood, Edition, family, high paying job, mental health, mental struggles, MomCraft, MONEY, Mother, neglect, neglected, old age, poor family, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, responsibilities, Siblings, single mother, Support, Vacations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchantments Applied:	238
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.

Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

CowNaming Minecraft Server

agriculture, animal, bovine, cattle, cow, CowNaming, cute names, dairy, farm animal, Farming, funny names, Homestead, Livestock, livestock naming, milk, Minecraft, Moo, name.., Naming, pet, Ranch, Server, unique names

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Towns Built:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	7446

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Votes:	2056
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!