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PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Votes:	9313	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6094	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Crops Grown:	4029
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Items Found:	5738	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9724
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	2458	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9902
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Farms Harvested:	124

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, artillery losses, artillery systems, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fatalities, Loss, Military, military equipment, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian army, Russian casualties, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

Beliefs, causal illusions, chance, DebiasCraft, debiasing, form, high schools, illusions, interrupt, Kids, Methods, pseudoscience, Reliable, research, researchers, Science, scientific methods, Server, Stereotypes, STOP, study, Trained, unjustified beliefs

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Animals Bred:	83
Dragon Eggs Found:	896	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, Banners, blockbusters, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Event, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Towns Built:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

3. Our server events are crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From building competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening in our pixelated world.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our exclusive club where you can chill with other players, trade rare items, and sip on virtual potions that give you superhuman strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might end up in the Nether for eternity.