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Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of dealing with hoeflation in your country? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where diamonds are the only currency! No more worrying about inflation or economic crises, just pure, unadulterated mining and building fun.

Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Commander Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright crazy server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks and defend it from an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-made underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will teach you how to breakdance while fighting off a horde of dancing squids. And don’t forget to visit our secret disco party hidden deep within a volcano where you can boogie down with a group of friendly creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5059	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server because we have the power to summon YouTube gods to fix any video takedowns within a day! Forget about those other servers where they don’t even know who Nijisanji is. We are the chosen ones, the chosen Minecraft warriors who can bend the rules of the internet to our will. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9164	Runes Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of being held back by your boring country? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only limits are your imagination! Leave behind the anchor of your birthplace and set sail for a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Join us and break free from the shackles of reality!

> Install Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	4504
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crops Grown:	4065	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Potions Brewed:	194	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that succubi roam the map, ready to join your party and cause chaos wherever you go. And don’t even get us started on the NPCs – you can drag along a whole festival of them if you want!

Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4559
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1560
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

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Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂

Previous shenanigans: >>501253273