zero return – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

bedtime stories, birthday parties, carefree days, childhood dreams, childhood memories, ChildhoodNostalgiaMC, creative play, family time, favorite toys, first crushes, growing up, imagination, Innocence, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, school friends, simpler times, smp, summer vacations, youthful energy, youthful innocence

OMG GUYS, if you join this Minecraft server, you can relive your childhood memories like never before! Remember when you used to play with your imaginary friends? Well, now you can play with real people who are just as weird as you!

We have epic battles with giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies and diamonds.

Join now and you’ll get a free pet unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour! Plus, every Friday we have a dance party at the top of the tallest mountain where we all wear ridiculous costumes and do the chicken dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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CraftyCheatDetector

Affair, BETRAYAL, Cheating, cheating indicators, cheating partner, cheating red flags, cheating signs, cheating spouse, CraftyCheatDetector, Deception, dishonesty, Infidelity, lying.., relationship, relationship problems, relationship trust, secretiveness, signs of cheating, suspicious behavior, trust issues, unfaithful

Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in relationships? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about cheating again! Our server is like a relationship detector, except instead of catching cheaters, we catch players using hacks and mods! Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a cheating player again because we have the best anti-cheat system in the Minecraft universe. So come join us and say goodbye to cheaters for good!

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CraftyPolishAssist

Assistance, bilateral relations, contingency plan, cooperation, CraftyPolishAssist, crisis management., cross-border assistance, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Electricity Supply, energy crisis, european union, FOREIGN AID, international relations, Poland, political response, regional cooperation, Slovakia, solidarity, Support, Ukraine

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we help ukraine if slovakia stops electricity like wut even is dat? we got ukraine and slovakia drama up in here but dont worry we got poland to save the day in minecraft lol. join now for the most insane geopolitical minecraft experience ever! we got power struggles, alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace treaties if u lucky. come build ur own power grid and see if u can keep the lights on when poland comes to the rescue. its gonna be lit, literally. join now!

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Turtlecraft Season Five

admins, baseball, Bluemap, Community, data packs, Discordsrv, Enhanced Crafting, integration, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, resource pack, Season, SEASON FIVE, Server, smp, Texture, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft

Turtlecraft Server Overview

SEASON FIVE IS LIVE! Join us and be part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Reveal Trailer: Here

Discord Server: Join

Season Five Bluemap: Here

Features Offered:
A plugin to claim your land and prevent spam/griefing!
Enhanced crafting data packs (like better stonecutter recipes, craftable invisible item frames, etc.)
A team of admins to monitor player activity and answer questions
A 10,000 x 10,000 block map pre-rendered with Bluemap
DiscordSRV Integration for staying connected with players
Optional custom resource pack for polished textures
An efficient system for handling trouble-makers

Come join us and explore the world of Turtlecraft Season 5!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I claim my land on the server?

Answer: You can use our plugin designed for claiming land to prevent spam and griefing.

2. Is the resource pack required to play on the server?

Answer: No, the resource pack is optional, but it enhances the visual experience by fixing textures.

3. How large is the map in Season 5?

Answer: The map size is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks, pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation.

DeepFaceCam Swap Live 1.20.1

1.20.1, ai, computer vision, deep learning, DeepFaceCam, Demo, Face Swap, facecam, facial recognition, github, github repository, innovation, iRoopDeepFaceCam, Live, Live Webcam, machine learning, open source, real-time, software, Swap, Technology, tutorial, Video Demo, video game boss

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner block-building beast!

We got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

Build a castle, ride a unicorn, or even battle a giant chicken boss – the possibilities are endless!

And guess what? We have a face cam feature so you can show off your epic gamer reactions to the world!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s get this block party started!

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Shocking50YearsAgo – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Shocking50YearsAgo, smp

Bruh, like imagine if back in the day, people used to wear socks with sandals and everyone was like “yeah, that’s totally normal.” But now if you do that, people would be like “what are you doing, bro? That’s so outdated!” Like, times have changed, man. And like, back in the day, people used to smoke cigarettes everywhere, even in restaurants and stuff. Can you imagine that now? People would freak out if you lit up a cig in a McDonald’s. Times have definitely changed, dude. So like, if you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans and outdated fashion choices. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Join us and let’s make some memories that will be shocking in 50 years, haha!

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CraftyDreams: NoPayNoFame

career satisfaction, CraftyDreams, do what you love, dream job, follow your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, intrinsic motivation, job fulfillment, job fulfillment without money or status, job satisfaction, meaningful career, meaningful work, NoPayNoFame, Passion, personal growth, purpose, pursue your dreams, pursue your passion, self actualization, self-fulfillment, work-life balance

If you join our Minecraft server, you can be a professional llama whisperer! That’s right, you can spend your days chatting it up with our friendly llamas and learning their ancient llama secrets. Who needs money or status when you have a llama army at your command?

Or maybe you’d prefer to be a professional potato farmer on our server. Imagine the thrill of harvesting endless fields of potatoes and becoming the spud king of the server. No need for money or status when you’re rolling in tubers!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you can also become a professional chicken wrangler. That’s right, you can spend your days herding chickens and mastering the art of chicken diplomacy. Who needs money or status when you have a flock of feathery friends following you around?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret underground society of cow ninjas or stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

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BalticDrag Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, Baltic Sea ecosystem, Baltic seabed, BalticDrag, Cable damage, cable repair., drag marks, environmental impact, finland, Finland news, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine environment, marine investigation, maritime accident, Minecraft, ocean floor, Server, underwater cables, underwater damage, underwater disturbance, underwater infrastructure

so, like, you wanna join this sick minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got finland finding drag marks on the baltic seabed after some cable got messed up. like, who even does that? but hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

if you join, you’ll get to ride dolphins and unicorns, and even battle giant squids with laser beams! yeah, you heard me right, laser beams! and don’t even get me started on the secret underwater city where mermaids throw epic parties every night.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs that poop diamonds? yeah, that’s a thing here. so come on, join the insanity and see what other wacky adventures await you on this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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PowerPlayCraft

back-up power supplies, crisis management., cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, electricity exports, energy crisis, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign policy, international relations, PM Fico, Poland, political tensions, PowerPlayCraft, regional stability, Senior official, Slovakia, Ukraine, war-torn country

come join our epic minecraft server where we have unlimited power like poland ready to help ukraine with electricity! if u join, our players will be like slovakia’s PM Fico and threaten to cut off power supplies if u don’t join the fun! we have crazy adventures and insane stories waiting for u, so come on down and be a part of the madness!

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EstraCraft: Fearless Females Server

anxiety, disorders, EstraCraft, estradiol, Extinction, fear and anxiety, fear and anxiety responses, fear extinction, fear relapse, fear response, FEARLESS, female health, female sex hormones, Females, higher risk, hormone therapy, influence, ingestion, mental health, progesterone, RETURN, Server, Women, Women’s Health

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DEM SPOOKY FEAR RESPONSES ON LOCKDOWN! OUR FEMALE SEX HORMONES BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, MAKIN’ YOU FEEL ALL SORTS OF CRAZY EMOTIONS! ESTRADIOL AND PROGESTERONE BE LIKE THE DYNAMIC DUO OF ANXIETY, TAKIN’ YOU ON A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE LAND OF FEAR!

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE AIN’T LEAVIN’ YOU HANGIN’! JUST INGEST 2 MG OF ESTRADIOL AND WATCH AS YOUR FEAR RESPONSES GET EXTINGUISHED FASTER THAN A CREEPER IN WATER! BUT BEWARE, CUZ THAT FEAR GON’ COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER, LIKE A ZOMBIE ON STEROIDS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS THAT ONLY OUR FEMALE SEX HORMONES CAN PROVIDE! IT’S GON’ BE A WILD RIDE, SO STRAP IN AND HOLD ON TIGHT!

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