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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 767 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Mines Excavated: | 4379 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?