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Hitler’s Minecraft Madness Server – Join for an unhinged Trump meltdown with Black Hollywood Actress Jennifer Lewis!

King, trump, Capitol steps, Minecraft, hitler

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and maybe even run into a player who thinks they’re the king of the freaking world! Watch out for generals breaking glass, tearing up Constitutions, and proclaiming themselves as the ultimate rulers. And hey, if you come across any Hitler-like characters, just remember – they didn’t come to play! Join us for some chaotic fun and see what mental illness looks like in the world of Minecraft. Let’s build, craft, and maybe even overthrow a dictator or two!

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SkinnyDipCity

rules, Pool, discipline, Conflict Resolution, Decision making

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down!

Join us for epic adventures like the time a group of players decided to have a naked pool party in-game! Just like the story of the mom who caught her son and his friends skinny dipping in real life, except in Minecraft, anything goes!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience wild moments like this? Plus, we have tons of other wacky events planned, like llama races and diamond scavenger hunts. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness!

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MineCrafty Pleasures

confidential pleasure, secret indulgence, private enjoyment, guilty pleasure, private passion

Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Or maybe you have a hidden obsession with creating pixel art of bacon? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your freak flag fly!

Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Want to participate in a llama beauty pageant? Done. How about a bacon-themed treasure hunt? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the epic llama vs. bacon battle royale that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re ready to embrace your weirdest Minecraft fantasies and connect with a community of fellow oddballs, then come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be disappointed…or at least, you won’t be bored!

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PharaohsCraft: No Injustice, Just Blocks

diplomatic stance, Condemnation, Support, foreign policy, blocks

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and all that jazz. plus, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.

once, there was this player who built a giant potato castle and the admin turned it into a real potato that could fly. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s lit, fam.

come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies. what more could you ask for, amirite?

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New Dawn

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
No World Resets	Your builds are here to stay.
Shops & Land Claims	Build, trade, and protect your space.
Vanilla+ Feel	Slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods.
Chill Vibes	A relaxed community to play and grow with.

Java 1.21.4 | IP: mc.yourcrafts.us | Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Come join us and be part of something new! 🏡

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

A: The server currently runs on Java 1.21.4, so make sure you have the appropriate version to join.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling to ensure a positive and friendly community environment.

Q: How can I claim land on the server?

A: You can use the land claim feature to protect your builds and space. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game or ask a staff member for assistance.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or trading?

A: As long as you abide by the server rules and guidelines, you are free to build and trade with other players. Just make sure to respect other players’ space and creations.

Rose Flame Innit 1.20.6

debut, Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame, rose, Shorts Covers, Duets

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Elizabeth Rose Blo of The Bloodflame Kingd Edition, but in blocky form! We got a schedule tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond, with live events and karaoke that will make your pickaxe drop. Plus, we got covers and duets that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get me started on our merch, it’s hotter than a lava lake! So come join us, because God save the Queen and simple as that! #BloodflameLive #BloodflameArt #BFKingdom #MinecraftMadness

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DadJokeDramaCraft

look up to, Grief, main set, Coach, Sloppy

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocks and build your own paradise! Just like the OP’s dive off the blocks at swim practice, our server may start off slow and sloppy, but with practice, you’ll be diving into epic adventures in no time!

Join us and leave behind the haters and drama llamas of the real world. Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, unlike that coach’s assistant who made a tasteless joke.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and leave the haters behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures and build your own world? See you on the server, where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

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BlockheadUnbothered in Minecraft SMP

mindset shift, Minecraft, mental health, Tranquility, inner peace

Yo, bro, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. And the best part? The advice you’ll get from the wise old sheep who roams the land. He once told me to always wear a pumpkin on my head to ward off evil spirits, and let me tell you, it works like a charm. So come join us and embrace the chaos, my dude!

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Trump’s Immigrant Island Fun

HUMAN RIGHTS, border security, immigration reform, Trump administration, immigration enforcement

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where President Trump sends illegal immigrants to Guantanamo Bay…but in a totally hilarious and wacky way! Build your own immigration detention center, complete with crazy obstacle courses and lava traps to keep those pesky immigrants at bay. Join now for a chance to win a golden toilet seat, just like the one in the White House! It’s gonna be yuge, believe me!

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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

GLOBAL RESPONSE, Plan, migrants, criticism, Guantanamo Bay

so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!

join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).

plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!

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