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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7935 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 75 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”
