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Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	114	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Buildings Constructed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	78
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Farms Harvested:	550	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Votes:	1449	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3927	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	662
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	5481
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9545
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Votes:	298	Dragon Eggs Found:	2470
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	8911
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	170	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!