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JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

best dad jokes, CraftyDadJokes, dad bod, dad chuckles, Dad Comedy, dad gags, dad humor, dad humorist, dad jests, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad one-liners, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad wit, funny jokes, humor, Puns

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

accent, cultural norms, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender mimicry, gender performance, gender presentation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, LA accents, linguistic cues, Server, social constructs, speech patterns., Swap, vocal characteristics, vocal impersonation, vocal inflection., vocal mimicry, vocal modulation, vocal stereotypes, voice imitation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ores Mined:	2876	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9353

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!

Capy World 💫

Active Staff, Capy, Community, Coreprotect, cube world, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Fly, heads plus, Land Claims, Mob Griefing, Movie Nights, Peace of mind, Plugins, Server, shopping district, Shops, smp, Whitelist, whitelist application, world, World Resets

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Capy World Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
New World	No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st.
Shopping District	Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy.
Active Staff	Staff available to help with any issues or questions.
Fly	Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime.
No Mob Griefing	Mob griefing disabled to protect builds.
Peace of Mind	Build protection and item restoration.
Events & Movie Nights	Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
Heads Plus	Collect mob heads as currency for decoration.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.

Q: How often are events and movie nights held?

A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.

Eternal Union 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cheating, Discord, doubts, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, icemancomethL8, instagram, loyalty, loyalty assessment, loyalty check, loyalty issues, loyalty test, loyalty thread, phone number, relationship, Snap, suspicion, Telegram, Trust, union, Wife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, bro, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We’re talking about testing your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty by sending her snap, ig, disc, teleg, or phone number to icemancomethL8.

Join us for some wild adventures and see if your significant other can resist the temptation of our epic Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Who knows what kind of drama will unfold when you put your relationship to the ultimate test in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Crafty Lava Land

belongings, buy fire insurance, cancel insurance, Crafty, disaster preparedness, emergency planning, financial loss, fire damage, fire is likely, fire prevention, fire protection, home insurance, insurance company, insurance coverage, insurance policy, Kid, Land, lava, lose home, Personal, property insurance, risk management, Safety Measures

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3185
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in town! We got fire insurance, but watch out ’cause if the insurance company sees a fire is gonna happen, they gonna cancel that ish faster than you can say “creeper”. So come join us, build your dream home, and pray to the Minecraft gods that your insurance doesn’t bail on you. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining! See you in the game, fam! #MinecraftMadness #FireInsuranceFiasco

SickCraftFam or GermWorriesMC

aita, emetophobia, family communication, family dynamics, food poisoning, GermWorriesMC, health anxiety, health awareness, health concerns, health freak, health precautions, hygiene, Illness, illness prevention, norovirus, Proper hygiene, sibling relationships, sick family members, SickCraftFam, stomach illness, winter illnesses

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of constantly worrying about getting sick on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for germaphobes like you!

Join our server and never fear the dreaded norovirus again! Our virtual world is completely germ-free, so you can game in peace without the risk of catching any stomach illnesses. Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless hours of gameplay without a care in the world.

Plus, on our server, we take hygiene very seriously. No more sneezing into hands or not washing up after using the restroom. Our players are cleanliness experts, ensuring that you’ll never have to worry about germs spreading in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave your worries behind. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a world where your health concerns are taken seriously. Don’t be an “AITA” on other servers, join us and game in peace!

MythBustedInMinecraftSMP

critical analysis, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, education, Evidence, facts, false facts, History, knowledge, learning, lifelong learning, misconceptions, Misinformation, MythBustedInMinecraftSMP, Myths, Questioning, research, School, Science, skepticism, Truth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, did you know that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? It’s like a total party up in here!

And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!

So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣

BlockPartyNSFW

adult content, adult entertainment, BlockPartyNSFW, content creators, fan encounters, fan interaction, fan interactions, fan reactions, nsfw community, nsfw content, nsfw creators, nsfw fans, nsfw industry, online creators, online followers, online presence, social media, social media interactions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Farms Harvested:	423	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3743	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a strict “no boring allowed” policy, which means every player must be ready to bring the fun 24/7.

Join our server and you might just run into a celebrity! That’s right, we have famous Minecraft YouTubers, Twitch streamers, and even a few Hollywood actors who love to play on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? Go for it! How about a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? The sky’s the limit on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.