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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 309 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Votes: | 6041 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.
And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.