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Weird Life Minecraft Server

Introvert, ISOLATED, lack of social experiences, lack of social life, lack of social skills, Life, limited social circle, Loneliness, Minecraft, minimal social activities, minimal social interactions, minimal social outings, non-traditional lifestyle, Outsider, Server, social anxiety, solitary lifestyle, unconventional habits, unconventional hobbies, unconventional lifestyle, unique experiences, weird, Weird Life

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	657
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!

The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

BDSM, chastity, control, denial, DOMINANCE, Domination, female denial, female domination, Female Rage, female supremacy, femdom, fetish, gooning, kink, max capacity, Minecraft, power play, RAGE, role reversal, smp, solution, Submission, Women empowerment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anime fans, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, defiance, Earth, FANTASY, heretics, japanese, Mecha, Minecraft, movement, nonconformity, Orb, Rebellion, rebellion against authority, resistance, revolution, Sci Fi, Server, societal norms, SUBS, underground movement

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

Country, desuarchive, draw, Edition, general, Housewife’s Bull Edition, migrants, Minecraft, Previous thread, Proactive, question.., Refugees, Senran Kagura, senran related, Shinobi, shinobi school, sksg, Slutposting, smp, Thread, Trash, Welcoming, Write

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Account.., banner, description, Donations, GIF, Grief, Griefersky, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, PARWORLD, Pirate, Private, Russian, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crops Grown:	5676	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	8700
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

blocky, DIRTY, long tail, Midwest, Midwest babe, Midwest girl, Midwest seductress, Midwest slut, Midwest temptress, Midwest vixen, Midwest woman, Minecraft, Missouri, Missouri slut, Naughty, promiscuity, promiscuous, Provocative, scandalous, seductive, Server, slut, taboo

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Animals Bred:	142
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5020	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6288
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mines Excavated:	4967

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2567
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	4374
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	124
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?