but, like, who needs to worry about all that when u can join our minecraft server instead? like, seriously, we have the best pixelated pigs and cows u will ever see. and, like, if u join now, u can be part of our secret mission to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the map.
plus, we have this super rare block that only spawns once every full moon. it’s called the derp block and if u find it, u get, like, unlimited diamonds for life.
so, forget about all that spy drama and come join our minecraft server for a totally epic time. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with russia and china.
| Server Information | Vanilla | Java 1.21.4 | Whitelisted |
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| Mods | – BlueMap – AudioPlayer – Simple VoiceChat – Dragon Elytra Drops & more.. |
| Question | Answer |
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| Why should I join Ordinary SMP? | Join a friendly community, participate in events, and enjoy a high-quality Minecraft experience. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join through our Discord server: Join us on Discord |
| Are there any server-wide events? | Yes, we have events like PVP contests, build competitions, and community projects. |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, we have a whitelisted community to ensure a high-quality player base. |
| Do you have a custom resource pack? | Yes, we offer a custom resource pack with exclusive items and rewards tailored to our HermitCraft-like theme. |
Join us and experience a world where you can walk freely without the fear of being attacked by a labrador on a leash. Our server offers a safe environment for players of all ages, even those with allergies to dogs!
Don’t let a bad dog owner ruin your day, come join our server and enjoy a peaceful stroll through our virtual neighborhood. And remember, nudge-free gameplay guaranteed!
Our server offers top-notch boutique hotel rooms with sliding doors that may not form a seal, just like in the story above. But don’t worry, our virtual bathrooms are specially designed to contain any smells, so you can poop to your heart’s content without any repercussions.
If you’re tired of being yelled at for taking a normal human shit, then this is the server for you! Join now and enjoy the freedom to poop in peace, without any judgment or complaints from your virtual spouse. Don’t let anyone dictate where you can poop, take control of your bathroom experience on our server today!
Forget about state dinners and political scandals, on our server, you can create your own diplomatic relations with other players and form alliances to take down any pesky griefers. And who needs a red carpet when you can have a rainbow road leading to your castle?
So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or go on a quest for the elusive Ender Dragon!
