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CraftyControl Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, Apology, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, confession, Confrontation, control, CraftyControl, DATING, family, fixated, forgiveness, friendship, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obsession, reconciliation, Server, trip, worry

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Zombie Dances:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1396	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	1838
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	6581
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!