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Piss Shiver Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Secret Passages Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9536

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our bathroom mishaps are legendary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments.

Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!

Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!

So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Falcom General #2167

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.

2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Arabian Nights Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6883	Animals Bred:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks and acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of diversity! Join us and discover that not all Middle Easterns are the same – in fact, we have players from all over the world with unique backgrounds and stories to share.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!

Estrogen Induced Brain Damage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1678	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement is a healthy dose of estrogen-induced brain damage! Why waste your time with boring old servers that make you follow basic instructions when you can join us and experience the chaos of our world?

We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

””You Killed It, Anon” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5431	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Items Found:	7536

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging exploding chickens and riding on flying pigs.

We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.

Lost to Cod Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	154	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that couldn’t even beat Call of Duty in a dance-off? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even COD is shaking in its boots! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond armor fashion shows, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and challenge him to a build battle. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Let’s show COD who’s boss!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with human males on female anthros, because why not? Our server is so insane, we have stories that will make you question reality. From Sanguine Dusk’s epic adventures to The Best Stress Relief, you’ll never be bored on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1676
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional hunter and dominate the wilderness!

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Survivor Series matches in other Minecraft SMPs? Are War Games starting to feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous traditional survivor series matches!

Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!