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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8770 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3401 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 74 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!