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CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	781	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	4472
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!

Capy World 💫

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Capy World Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
New World	No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st.
Shopping District	Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy.
Active Staff	Staff available to help with any issues or questions.
Fly	Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime.
No Mob Griefing	Mob griefing disabled to protect builds.
Peace of Mind	Build protection and item restoration.
Events & Movie Nights	Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
Heads Plus	Collect mob heads as currency for decoration.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.

Q: How often are events and movie nights held?

A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.

Eternal Union 1.21.2

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, bro, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We’re talking about testing your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty by sending her snap, ig, disc, teleg, or phone number to icemancomethL8.

Join us for some wild adventures and see if your significant other can resist the temptation of our epic Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Who knows what kind of drama will unfold when you put your relationship to the ultimate test in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Crafty Lava Land

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in town! We got fire insurance, but watch out ’cause if the insurance company sees a fire is gonna happen, they gonna cancel that ish faster than you can say “creeper”. So come join us, build your dream home, and pray to the Minecraft gods that your insurance doesn’t bail on you. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining! See you in the game, fam! #MinecraftMadness #FireInsuranceFiasco

SickCraftFam or GermWorriesMC

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Votes:	8662	Mines Excavated:	2931
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	3372	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of constantly worrying about getting sick on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for germaphobes like you!

Join our server and never fear the dreaded norovirus again! Our virtual world is completely germ-free, so you can game in peace without the risk of catching any stomach illnesses. Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless hours of gameplay without a care in the world.

Plus, on our server, we take hygiene very seriously. No more sneezing into hands or not washing up after using the restroom. Our players are cleanliness experts, ensuring that you’ll never have to worry about germs spreading in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave your worries behind. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a world where your health concerns are taken seriously. Don’t be an “AITA” on other servers, join us and game in peace!

MythBustedInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Towns Built:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Animals Bred:	68
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, did you know that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? It’s like a total party up in here!

And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!

So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣

BlockPartyNSFW

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8901
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a strict “no boring allowed” policy, which means every player must be ready to bring the fun 24/7.

Join our server and you might just run into a celebrity! That’s right, we have famous Minecraft YouTubers, Twitch streamers, and even a few Hollywood actors who love to play on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? Go for it! How about a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? The sky’s the limit on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

What is the IP for Nogla & Terroriser React Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1064	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	140	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1