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DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

1990s, Afford, Boomers, calling out, Cancer, Cheating, consequences, Court, court fees, CREEPERS, DEBT, DebtCraft, donkey kong, Ethics, fees, financial struggle, Gaming, Generational conflict, Illness, IMPORTANCE, Justice, Legal System, Path, personal values, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Animals Bred:	122
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mines Excavated:	3693
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7830
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, general, guides, Liquipedia, Lore, madness, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Open Dota, patches, Personal game data, Server, Silly comic, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4783

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mines Excavated:	2359	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	6307
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

archives, Board, browsing, Communication, confusion, Crafty, discussion, forum, front, front page, Frustration, glitch, internet, lolz, Online Community, open thread, page, rant, Reply, Shenanigans, technical issue, Technology, Thread, Website, WTF

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	9455	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	155
Dragon Eggs Found:	6636	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

Aging population, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BoomerCraft, early retirement, future of work, Job Displacement, Lower Social Security age, Retirement, retirement age, retirement age debate, retirement age reduction, retirement benefits, retirement planning, retirement savings, retirement security, Robots, SECURITY, Social, social security reform, starts.., technological advancements, Workforce

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5936	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!

KMSCraft: Where the only pain is losing your diamonds to a creeper!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and have a blast with your friends! Looking for a painless way to have some fun? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding the stress of real life. Our server is so addictive that you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, if you’re ever feeling down and need a pick-me-up, our community is always here to make you laugh and forget about your problems. So why wait? Join now and start your hilarious Minecraft adventure today!