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Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

2f, 3f, 64, Arena, blu-dev, bros, Fizzi, Game, github, Latency Mod, latency slider, melee, Minecraft, MONEY, netplay, p.., pastebin, Quickplay, rugpull, Server, SMASH, Smash Remix, ssbg, Super, super smash bros, Working

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	629
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying poll, annoying survey, comedy, comedy poll, Entertainment, funny, funny or irritating, funny survey, humor, humor or annoyance, humor poll, humor vs annoyance, humor vs annoyance poll, IRRITATING, Minecraft, opinion, poll, smp, Strawpoll, survey, Vote

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	559	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	155	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Potions Brewed:	61	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	7688
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	134	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Animals Bred:	140	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	106
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!